My wife cries at absolutely anything. I mean, ANYTHING. So i started writing the reasons down because reasons.
Wife asked me to work on the wedding footage
Wife left without saying a word this morning. This was on the headboard when I woke up.
MRW my posts don't make the FP but remember I have more points than my wife
Decided to photobomb my wife during our wedding photoshoot last month.
Deaf Husband Finds Out Wife is Pregnant
My wife just graduated from the police academy and her sister sent these to our house.
To my wife and my children....
MRW my wife asks what we should do tonight
My wife and I when our son said he could kill me in Mario Kart because "I'm old as shit"
My Soon-To-Be-Ex-Wife Just Publicly Humiliated Me for The Last Time.
My wife loves to take a nap whenever possible. Her mom and grandma came to town to visit and now I can see where she gets it from!
When your wife is about to have a baby and a Pokemon shows up and you have to low-key catch it...
Oh for a random title generator?
Got married this month. My wife posted this same picture. Help me get mine to front page so I can shove it in her face.
When my wife leaves town, I get bored. Six days into her vacation I joked "I'm going to have a formal dinner with the cats." Then I thought about it for a while.......
Drake's always looking like the proud wife.
I came from a really abusive home and ran away from Tennessee to Texas...
MRW my wife catches me coloring in my daughter's Minnie Mouse coloring book and asks if I want her to put my picture on the fridge.
My wife told me any "nerdy" pictures/paintings that i put up have to be tastefull. There isn't much more tastefull than this.
'My wife wanted to take a picture of me with a yellowtail. She said “Smile!” and pressed the button. When she looked up, I was gone.'
MRW I'm driving with the wife and kids and I accidentally run over an animal.
I can not express how amazingly accurate this is with my wife.
MRW i see the wife pull up in the driveway and I'm supposed to have cleaned the house...
"Wife Discovers Browser History," unknown artist, c. 1586
Check out this awesome snake costume my wife made for our daughter.
My wife wanted to make sure that someone took a picture of the expression on our faces when our daughter was born today. So I took one.
My wife hates comic book movies. Thanks Universal.
Wife catches hubby in bed with another blonde.
My wife shares a birthday with Hitler so I made her this card
MRW my wife tells me I shouldn't push it with two Incredibles GIFs in one day
when I see my wife pull up with takeout and beer
My wife was almost okay with the situation.
MRW, I (a white guy) married my wife (a black woman), and my new brother-in-law said, "Hey man, you're black now!"
MRW I try to have sex with my pregnant wife.
I laughrd so hard I cried, while my wife thought I was losing my mind
My friend decided to cover up the tattoo of his ex wife!
My wife heard her name being whispered "Naa-taa-shaa.." she looked at the baby monitor to find our son like this.
Recently got married... my wife got me a wedding band with the "Battle of Hoth" carved in it.
MRW my wife tells me I can touch the boob
Day 2 of wife playing Skyrim...
My wife is an under. I do it the right way. What does Imgur thing?
my wife caught me doing my best merman impression
My wife hates rollercosters. After I pitched a fit about it, she finally picked one she would ride with me
How do you stop a 30-year-old from beating his wife?
MRW I'm mad at my wife, but she brings me a delicious snack.
My wife can crank out these paintings in just a day or two, and I'm always astounded! Here is her latest.
On safari the wife told the husband, "If the antelope survives this, I'll give you a blow job every day for the rest of your life.."
I met my wife at a Star Trek convention…
My wife finally found out where I've been getting my frozen Snickers bars.
MRW my wife asks me, if i'd let my 11 y/o son beat me in mario kart, so that peace would remain in the house
My wife left me for a man she met online on the other side of the country causing me to lose almost everything. The day she moved out, I spent my last night in my old home painting this self-portrait.
Man re-propses to his wife with the wedding ring they lost 15 years ago
Told to make a FB pregnancy pic. Wife was not amused
His wife died 20 years ago and he has been asking his daughter since she got married when they were having kids.
My wife might be a vampire... (Left: junior prom; Right: almost 20 years later, wearing the exact same dress.)
Asked my wife where my eye drops were. She responded "in the bedroom on the tv stand under the lightswitch slightly trapped between the wall". -Amazing
If you asked my wife, she'd say " Expectations Vs. Reality"
So my wife agreed to try to watch porn with me... SFW
MFW i find a really good song and i have to share it with my wife
MRW my wife hears a noise at 2AM and tell me to go check it.
We still have this small pumpkin my wife carved 3 years ago.
My wife managed to capture the least manly shot of me launching fireworks
Elderly couple posing for photo after their car flipped (wife still trapped inside)
In case @LeoOscar's wife does not read comments...
My son was really excited when my wife and I agreed to a Pokemon themed Halloween until he saw my costume.
Wife wasn't sure if a double bed would fit in the spare room. I said "don't worry, there will be loads of room"
My wife, sister-in-law, and mother-in-law are completely indiscernible from behind in the morning. Adopted Guatemalan child thrown in for scale.
They think they are clever and smart, but they are dumb as bricks.
My favourite pic of my wife and son at the aquarium today
Blind Man Gets Bionic Glasses, Sees Wife For First Time In 10 Years
My buddy proposed to his future wife this last weekend. He made his fiancé her wedding ring.
My wife left her imgur logged in. As punishment I present this picture of her and my son sleeping.
When my wife leaves me home alone with our 6 month old daughter (aka "the bean")
MRW my wife comes home from visiting family and asks if i've just been "sitting there playing video games all day?"
My wife is a teacher and got this brutally honest card from one of her seniors.
So my wife is finally cleaning out her purse.
He went to Steak n Shake with his wife every year for valentine's day since before he was married. This is his first year without a valentine.
MRW my wife pulls the covers off me in the morning but I don't want to get up.
Wife wanted a kitten but I said no, so we compromised and got a kitten.