My 84-year-old grandmother apologized for having to wear her nightgown in front of us. I said it was no problem and that it actually looked very comfortable, so she immediately offered one to me. It's not like I could have rejected this generous gift...
Brother got very drunk at the Daytona 500 and disappeared from our tailgate. When I texted to ask if he was OK he responded with this. Yes, he is charging his phone. No, he did not have a pit pass.
My very Catholic mother just sent this to me
Very Rollin, Much Hatin, Such Ridin Dirty
I'm not very good at taking Panoramas
A very narrow margin to make
I found my spirit animal at a very young age
My sister is a very dark person
Very uninspiring cross-stitch from my sister-in-law.
Very accurate musician chart.
I made the local news yesterday and I am very happy about it. [OC]
My wife's very proud of her drunken purchase.
Such cool. Very relax. Much sand.
Im shorter than the kids I volunteer with in the middle school and this is very accurate
Selling potatoes for a very modest price
My sister gave me a very honest gift
My professor's very effective anti-cheating method
I let this guy and his three very hyper kids cut me in line at the grocery store. He said thanks and handed me this.
This is a very funny yet witty title that goes along with an animated GIF
I drive a truck. Today a red focus decided to cut me off in a very long, slow traffic jam. We proceeded to make his life hell for the next hour and a half.
Realized my friend and I look very similar to the two huskies posted yesterday... o_O
As an engineer this is very relevant
Wife left me a very useful note this morning
A very dedicated scientist.
I was doomed to be a nerd from very early on.
I asked my Japanese Junior High students to tell me what they would do if shipwrecked on an island. It got very dark very fast.
Had a very productive weekend
My friend recently opened a car shop. His dog is very proud.
My College's Info-Center is Very Helpful!
I come from a very catholic family. My cousin managed to sneak these into one of our family parties. No one has noticed yet.
This Halloween, I am very proud of my niece
If I were to describe my very first sexual intercourse (SFW)
One very passive aggressive app
It is very possible that my SO is in the bathroom and the pets have not been fed yet.
After a night of fairly heavy drinking, I woke up to find I took a very unnecessary cab ride... Thank you Uber for rubbing it in my face with the detailed map....
I asked google a very simple question. I did not get the answer I expected.
My girlfriend's very Russian grampa sent her an urgent email the other day.
That's a very literary minded fish...
Very sad and asked for a nice note. This at least made me smile
My mom told me to "behave myself" before leaving for on a short trip out of state. So, I just wrote this fake article about myself and had our neighbor send it to her. I'm very good at testing the limits of her sense of humor.
My chemistry professor right now at this very moment!
My son drew some ginger bread men for his homework. We're very proud of him. [OC]
My nephew told me my TMNT chalk drawing wasn't very good, and insisted on drawing the body for me.
Google Street View caught a very unfortunate moment
This is Duke. He was very happy when he woke up
Australia's Prime Minister is not very popular.
I'm not sure Disney understands this concept very well
Saw this masterpiece at a friends house yesterday. Very informative.
A very important question..
My nephews teacher looks very familiar
A friend of mine installed a very loud straight pipe exhaust on his car a few weeks ago. He woke up to this on his windshield.
Bill signs off his AMA in a very classy fashion.
When my roommate plays league, he gets very serious about it and becomes oblivious [OC]
The new confections shop in my hometown doesn't seem very legit.
Im sure it's a repost, but still, very funny
The drug dealers are very kind in my town
I tried to take a photo of my cats very first time outside, instead I got my other cat... well I dont know what he's doing.
Drunks don't handle stairs very well.
My friend is a teacher. His coworkers take Magnum PI and picture day very seriously.
Found in the bathroom at work. Someone learned a very hard lesson.
Excuse me, sorry, coming through! I've got a very busy day ahead of me
Working at a hotel with a very high turnover rate..
The Manul Cat seems very expressive, so I made it into a week-calendar.
Very funny, Barnes & Noble...
Security is taken very seriously in the UK
My daughters school has a very helpful grade legend...
My friends' pregnancy announcement. As a craft beer connoisseur, she had very mixed emotions.
Told my Starbucks barista to make my coffee "very decaf" because I have a caffeine allergy. She reponded with this
Took my boys sledding. My youngest isn't very good at it.
Got caught using a "counterfeit" bill today. The young cashier was very proud of himself for spotting a "fake."
My boyfriends work got him this very personal card.
this guy on my facebook with a "very expensive bottle of champagne."
Being a baby must be very confusing.
I started a new diet this week. My family is being very supportive.
It's not very often you see a dog modeling with his license plate.
A very British way of telling political door knockers to go away
So my friends and I are all middle eastern so we figured our basketball team name was very fitting.
Very funny, housing contractors...
My very pregnant sister-in-law said this after shouting at me for not putting enough milk in her tea
My roommate is very proud and protective of her shot glass collection. She is also out of the country, so I sent her this.
I'm a near thirty year old, near 250 lb, very hairy man. The shop was running short on cards though. Close enough?
My wife and I had very different thoughts about the fortune she got at dinner.
My local donut store is very reassuring.
My wife and I do not lead a very exciting life.
Drake meets Lebron James, appears to be very excited.
My very favorite episode of Top Gear...
Very appropriate license plate.
Well fuck you very much, Monday.
Why yes beer cap, that is a very good point.
I was very disappointed when I found this pivotal scene was omitted from the new Godzilla movie (no spoilers)
I have a very large family. My Mum came up to me and said "Guess which one of your cousins is pregnant!?"
The very first Blackberry
My dad takes his puns very seriously
I asked my brother how my niece was doing and he sent me this...I don't think he's taking fatherhood very seriously
This table is very floppy
Local pub doesn't have a very high opinion of Bud Light
Son.. Your mother and I are very concerned.
This guy made a very good point when asking me for some change.
So i got into a very 'Hot Fuzz'-situation the other day
These family stickers don’t seem very family friendly.
A friend of mine just posted this on Facebook. Apparently her neighbors don't like her very much.
She works for my company and is actually very nice.
No cameras allowed at The British open? No problem for this dude, and his very inconspicuous pink camera.