My 84-year-old grandmother apologized for having to wear her nightgown in front of us. I said it was no problem and that it actually looked very comfortable, so she immediately offered one to me. It's not like I could have rejected this generous gift...
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2015
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Brother got very drunk at the Daytona 500 and disappeared from our tailgate. When I texted to ask if he was OK he responded with this. Yes, he is charging his phone. No, he did not have a pit pass.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2015
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My very Catholic mother just sent this to me
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πŸ‘€︎ @ebnhawk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2015
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Very Rollin, Much Hatin, Such Ridin Dirty
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πŸ‘€︎ @cgajkula
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2014
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I'm not very good at taking Panoramas
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πŸ‘€︎ @itsSkizza
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2014
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A very narrow margin to make
πŸ‘︎ 10k
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2015
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I found my spirit animal at a very young age
πŸ‘︎ 10k
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2014
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My sister is a very dark person
πŸ‘︎ 9k
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2016
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Very uninspiring cross-stitch from my sister-in-law.
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2015
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Very accurate musician chart.
πŸ‘︎ 9k
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2015
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I made the local news yesterday and I am very happy about it. [OC]
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2014
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My wife's very proud of her drunken purchase.
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2015
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Such cool. Very relax. Much sand.
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2014
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Im shorter than the kids I volunteer with in the middle school and this is very accurate
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2015
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Selling potatoes for a very modest price
πŸ‘︎ 8k
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2016
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My sister gave me a very honest gift
πŸ‘︎ 7k
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2015
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My professor's very effective anti-cheating method
πŸ‘︎ 8k
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2014
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I let this guy and his three very hyper kids cut me in line at the grocery store. He said thanks and handed me this.
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πŸ‘€︎ @TheLastRuger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2015
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This is a very funny yet witty title that goes along with an animated GIF
πŸ‘︎ 9k
πŸ‘€︎ @tschnz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2015
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I drive a truck. Today a red focus decided to cut me off in a very long, slow traffic jam. We proceeded to make his life hell for the next hour and a half.
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2013
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Realized my friend and I look very similar to the two huskies posted yesterday... o_O
πŸ‘︎ 8k
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2014
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As an engineer this is very relevant
πŸ‘︎ 8k
πŸ‘€︎ @terryjmyers
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2015
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Wife left me a very useful note this morning
πŸ‘︎ 6k
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2015
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A very dedicated scientist.
πŸ‘︎ 6k
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2015
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I was doomed to be a nerd from very early on.
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πŸ“…︎ May 15 2014
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I asked my Japanese Junior High students to tell me what they would do if shipwrecked on an island. It got very dark very fast.
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2014
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Had a very productive weekend
πŸ‘︎ 6k
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2015
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My friend recently opened a car shop. His dog is very proud.
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2014
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My College's Info-Center is Very Helpful!
πŸ‘︎ 8k
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2014
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I come from a very catholic family. My cousin managed to sneak these into one of our family parties. No one has noticed yet.
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πŸ“…︎ May 13 2013
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This Halloween, I am very proud of my niece
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2013
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If I were to describe my very first sexual intercourse (SFW)
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πŸ‘€︎ @FartQuotes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2014
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Very uplifting
πŸ‘︎ 5k
πŸ‘€︎ @mypurplefiction
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2015
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One very passive aggressive app
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2016
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It is very possible that my SO is in the bathroom and the pets have not been fed yet.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2015
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After a night of fairly heavy drinking, I woke up to find I took a very unnecessary cab ride... Thank you Uber for rubbing it in my face with the detailed map....
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2014
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I asked google a very simple question. I did not get the answer I expected.
πŸ‘︎ 6k
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2015
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My girlfriend's very Russian grampa sent her an urgent email the other day.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2014
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I'm not very athletic.
πŸ‘︎ 6k
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2013
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That's a very literary minded fish...
πŸ‘︎ 6k
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2014
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very true
πŸ‘︎ 5k
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2014
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Very sad and asked for a nice note. This at least made me smile
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2014
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My mom told me to "behave myself" before leaving for on a short trip out of state. So, I just wrote this fake article about myself and had our neighbor send it to her. I'm very good at testing the limits of her sense of humor.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2013
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My chemistry professor right now at this very moment!
πŸ‘︎ 6k
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2014
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My son drew some ginger bread men for his homework. We're very proud of him. [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ @tyshizzle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2015
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My nephew told me my TMNT chalk drawing wasn't very good, and insisted on drawing the body for me.
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πŸ‘€︎ @SparxD
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2015
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Google Street View caught a very unfortunate moment
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2013
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This is Duke. He was very happy when he woke up
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2015
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Australia's Prime Minister is not very popular.
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2014
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I'm not sure Disney understands this concept very well
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2014
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Saw this masterpiece at a friends house yesterday. Very informative.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2015
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A very important question..
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2014
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My nephews teacher looks very familiar
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2014
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A friend of mine installed a very loud straight pipe exhaust on his car a few weeks ago. He woke up to this on his windshield.
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2014
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Bill signs off his AMA in a very classy fashion.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2015
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I feel very safe now!
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2013
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When my roommate plays league, he gets very serious about it and becomes oblivious [OC]
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2014
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The new confections shop in my hometown doesn't seem very legit.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2014
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Im sure it's a repost, but still, very funny
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πŸ‘€︎ @ElijahKane
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2013
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The drug dealers are very kind in my town
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2014
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I tried to take a photo of my cats very first time outside, instead I got my other cat... well I dont know what he's doing.
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πŸ‘€︎ @jonosvision
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2013
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Drunks don't handle stairs very well.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2013
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My friend is a teacher. His coworkers take Magnum PI and picture day very seriously.
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πŸ‘€︎ @pants4
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2016
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Very suspicious indeed!
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πŸ‘€︎ @darthcontinent
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2015
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Found in the bathroom at work. Someone learned a very hard lesson.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2015
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Excuse me, sorry, coming through! I've got a very busy day ahead of me
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2014
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Working at a hotel with a very high turnover rate..
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2014
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The Manul Cat seems very expressive, so I made it into a week-calendar.
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πŸ‘€︎ @delfury
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2015
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Clever, very clever
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2014
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Very funny, Barnes & Noble...
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2015
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Very blunt.
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2014
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Security is taken very seriously in the UK
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2014
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My daughters school has a very helpful grade legend...
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2014
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My friends' pregnancy announcement. As a craft beer connoisseur, she had very mixed emotions.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2013
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Told my Starbucks barista to make my coffee "very decaf" because I have a caffeine allergy. She reponded with this
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πŸ‘€︎ @Flomodb8rox
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2014
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Took my boys sledding. My youngest isn't very good at it.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2015
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Very funny google.
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πŸ‘€︎ @CatBlaster5000
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2016
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Got caught using a "counterfeit" bill today. The young cashier was very proud of himself for spotting a "fake."
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2013
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My boyfriends work got him this very personal card.
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2013
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this guy on my facebook with a "very expensive bottle of champagne."
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2014
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Being a baby must be very confusing.
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2013
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I started a new diet this week. My family is being very supportive.
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2013
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It's not very often you see a dog modeling with his license plate.
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2015
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A very British way of telling political door knockers to go away
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2015
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So my friends and I are all middle eastern so we figured our basketball team name was very fitting.
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πŸ‘€︎ @gameupalarmclock
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2014
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Very funny, housing contractors...
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2014
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Very efficient.
πŸ‘︎ 4k
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2013
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My very pregnant sister-in-law said this after shouting at me for not putting enough milk in her tea
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πŸ‘€︎ @riddersjr
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2013
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My roommate is very proud and protective of her shot glass collection. She is also out of the country, so I sent her this.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2013
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I'm a near thirty year old, near 250 lb, very hairy man. The shop was running short on cards though. Close enough?
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2013
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My wife and I had very different thoughts about the fortune she got at dinner.
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2014
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My local donut store is very reassuring.
πŸ‘︎ 3k
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2015
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My wife and I do not lead a very exciting life.
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πŸ‘€︎ @xxnixonxx
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2013
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Drake meets Lebron James, appears to be very excited.
πŸ‘︎ 4k
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2014
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My very favorite episode of Top Gear...
πŸ‘︎ 4k
πŸ‘€︎ @AlanBoyd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2013
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Very appropriate license plate.
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2014
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Well fuck you very much, Monday.
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2013
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Why yes beer cap, that is a very good point.
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2013
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I was very disappointed when I found this pivotal scene was omitted from the new Godzilla movie (no spoilers)
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πŸ“…︎ May 27 2014
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I have a very large family. My Mum came up to me and said "Guess which one of your cousins is pregnant!?"
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πŸ‘€︎ @woburn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2014
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The very first Blackberry
πŸ‘︎ 4k
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2015
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My dad takes his puns very seriously
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2015
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I asked my brother how my niece was doing and he sent me this...I don't think he's taking fatherhood very seriously
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πŸ‘€︎ @AlexBates1991
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2013
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Very.
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πŸ‘€︎ @chebfarang
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2014
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This table is very floppy
πŸ‘︎ 3k
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2012
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Very useful list
πŸ‘︎ 4k
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2013
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Local pub doesn't have a very high opinion of Bud Light
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πŸ‘€︎ @FireGuts
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2014
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Son.. Your mother and I are very concerned.
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2013
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This guy made a very good point when asking me for some change.
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πŸ‘€︎ @vmrchs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2013
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Very accurate
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πŸ‘€︎ @bconngemini2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2015
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So i got into a very 'Hot Fuzz'-situation the other day
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2013
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These family stickers don’t seem very family friendly.
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πŸ‘€︎ @CoarseNeedleCombo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2013
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A friend of mine just posted this on Facebook. Apparently her neighbors don't like her very much.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2014
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She works for my company and is actually very nice.
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2015
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No cameras allowed at The British open? No problem for this dude, and his very inconspicuous pink camera.
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2013
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