Hit enter for feels, press 0 twice for ultimate feels
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︎ Oct 11 2014
When my two year old says "hi hi!" and I ask him why he said "hi" twice, he replies, "well we say bye bye don't we?"
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︎ Jan 22 2016
thats just unfair
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︎ Oct 22 2014
Manager gets fabulously rekt.
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︎ Mar 12 2015
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...
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︎ Mar 04 2015
I didn't think I would have to use this throwaway twice today.Β
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︎ Jan 10 2017
The sun only lines up like this twice per year.
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︎ Jan 29 2014
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︎ Apr 05 2015
Blood-chilling footage of a man hit by a train... twice
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︎ Jul 14 2015
press 0 twice
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︎ Jun 21 2014
MRW I make it to the Front Page twice in one day
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︎ Jan 24 2016
He's been staring at this cat since we got to the vet. Licked it twice.
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︎ Oct 06 2015
A 100-year-old tortoise is going twice its normal speed after being fitted with a set of wheels when a rat gnawed off its two front legs.
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︎ Apr 28 2015
[No spoilers] I guess the Mountain hit puberty twice
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︎ Jun 23 2014
An elderly couple has eaten at my local Taco John's twice a day for the past 15 years. The staff was setting up a table to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary.
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︎ Jul 24 2015
We were all immigrants at one time. Trump needs to watch twice some of "The Simpsons" episodes
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︎ Aug 31 2015
Had to look twice
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︎ Nov 22 2013
Last night I asked Siri to tell me a bedtime story. She said no twice, but the third time she told me this heartwarming tale
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︎ Nov 28 2014
Twice a day.
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︎ Jun 07 2016
When I run into the guy who bullied me in school after 10 years and now I'm twice as big as him.
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︎ Apr 18 2014
A new astro-camera has captured the sharpest images ever of the universeβtwice as sharp as the Hubble Space Telescope
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︎ Aug 28 2013
Despite being the visual inspiration for Dr. Evil, Blofeld (played by Donald Pleasance) never does the pinky gesture in "You Only Live Twice" (1967). However, I stumbled upon this random publicity photo...
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︎ Apr 21 2015
Found a very dashing picture of my Grandfather from his service years in WW2. He was the tail-gunner in B-24 bombers and was shot down twice behind enemy lines. On both occasions he pulled fellow crew members from the burning wreckage, saving their lives.
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︎ May 03 2014
Mike Birbiglia tweeted this in response to the R rating for 'Don't Think Twice'
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︎ Aug 28 2016
When the bf's family calls you the ex's name twice in one day...
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︎ Jan 10 2015
I punched my Dad in the face
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︎ Jul 25 2015
I had to look twice...
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︎ Jan 25 2015
How to make your SO shit themselves twice
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︎ Jun 05 2014
He's forming a list and verifying it twice
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︎ Dec 19 2013
I drive by here twice a week. I just realized...
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︎ Jan 02 2015
The sun sets like this only twice a year
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︎ Oct 20 2015
When you switch accounts just so you can downvote the same post twice
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︎ Aug 25 2016
(Scripps Pier, La Jolla, California) The sun only lines up like this twice per year
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︎ May 05 2013
He comes out of hibernation twice a year, when the sun sets in the southern Blue Ridge.
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︎ Oct 10 2013
half the legs, twice the love
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︎ May 22 2016
After 4 years, I've conquered anorexia, bulimia, & EDNOS. I'm twice my weight & more than twice as happy.
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︎ Dec 30 2012
April Fools office prank. IT has been called twice already
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︎ Apr 01 2016
They tried to oppress me twice.
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︎ May 03 2014
Every day, twice a day, this makes me laugh.
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︎ Aug 12 2014
It rang twice before I realized what I was doing...
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︎ Aug 20 2013
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
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︎ Feb 17 2015
Woman gets ran over...twiceΒ
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︎ Jan 13 2017
I was hanging out with my best friend a few nights ago when he told me that I've stopped him from offing himself twice since we met.
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︎ Feb 22 2013
Fuck Halloween...Russian Christmas was twice as scary.
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︎ Nov 04 2014
Robber hits the same bank twice in as many days. The news was there live to discuss the first robbery and witness the second.
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︎ Dec 17 2015
The cat fell for that twice?
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︎ Jun 03 2013
Because we've all been here once or twice. Love you guys.
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︎ Feb 06 2013
I walked past him twice before I realized it wasn't my cat
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︎ Jun 16 2013
"Dude, the picture doesn't even do it justice, I had to stop twice just to get out and look at it." My buddy's pic from Denali national park, Alaska. Credit to Micah Falter (1024x694)
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︎ Oct 10 2015
This is Smokey. He was abandoned twice before we adopted him.
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︎ May 05 2014
I told Marvin he made the front page twice in one day.
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︎ Nov 03 2014
Guy ordered his steak well done! He sent it back twice until it looked like this!
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︎ Sep 15 2014
Had to read this twice before I accepted that it was legit.
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︎ Feb 26 2013
Missed out on Secret Santa twice this year.
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︎ Dec 26 2014
I had to look twice.
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︎ Jul 12 2014
MFW this gif has made it to the front page twice in one say so it's my time to shine with the rare pixelated version
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︎ Aug 04 2015
When my twice divorced mother wonders why I am hesitant to get married ....
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︎ Feb 05 2014
It's not like he can be paralysed twice...
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︎ Jan 17 2016
I had to read this sign twice
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︎ Jun 25 2013
My gramps and I are the only guys left on my dad's side of the family. He's survived cancer 3 times and has only missed work twice in the past 45 years. We treat each other like close brothers and there is never a moment that's not vulgar. Merry Christmas
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︎ Dec 25 2013
press 0 twice
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︎ Apr 05 2014
My parents have caught him twice now
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︎ Jul 13 2013
I've deployed twice, and seeing bullshit like this in my FB feed is getting old.
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︎ Jul 15 2013
My friend bought me a 200 box of these business cards and mailed them to my house without me knowing. I watch my niece twice a week and the quote on the card is mine
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︎ Feb 28 2014
This is the Simpsons Rumpus Room. Its found at the rear of the house, its only been seen once or twice in the entire series.
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︎ Aug 06 2013
Always read office email twice before sending it.
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︎ Sep 08 2013
Gigantic pork tonkatsu twice the size of my face. No banana nearby so hand for scale.
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︎ Mar 24 2015
Seriously do this. It Paid for Itself twice already. Don't know what would have happened to my son otherwise
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︎ Dec 18 2013
When I spray a bug twice with insecticide and it's still alive...
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︎ Jul 15 2013
Kid takes it for the team... Twice.
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︎ Feb 11 2013
punch me in the head once, shame on Hulk. punch me in the head twice, shame on Thor
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︎ Oct 16 2015
Man Struck By Lightning Twice
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︎ Mar 07 2014
They say "even a broken clock is right twice a day." I think mine may be an exception.
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︎ Jan 13 2013
MRW someone has already repeated themselves twice and I still couldn't understand them
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︎ Feb 01 2016
What right to privacy?
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︎ Dec 20 2015
My mom. She has rear ended my car twice trying to park.
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︎ Jul 26 2013
Making the front page twice in a week. Love you guys!
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︎ Dec 10 2012
I had to look twice.
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︎ Feb 12 2017
As someone who voted for Obama (twice), this is the way I'm starting to view him.
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︎ Jul 02 2013
When your average colleague's twice your age
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︎ Mar 09 2018
My mom's always feeding my cat twice
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︎ Feb 14 2016
This happens to me at least twice a day. It really baffles me how people survive life sometimes.
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︎ Aug 02 2013
When you see John Wick Chapter 2 made twice as much opening weekend as the first movie
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