MRW I finally catch the fucker that has been masturbating in my sprinkler at 3:32am every third Tuesday of the month
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πŸ‘€︎ @tenderpencils
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2014
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MRW I wear my batman costume to masturbate in front of my neighbors sprinkler at 3:32am every third Tuesday of the month.
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πŸ‘€︎ @bobothons
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2014
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MRW my neighbor tries to keep me from masturbating on his lawn at 3:32AM on the 3rd Tuesday of the month but doesn't understand how strong my forearms are from my frequent visits to his yard
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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2016
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..Wait what?... Tomorrows Tuesday? Im working? Noooooooooooooooo!
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πŸ‘€︎ @DeletedProfiles
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2015
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MRW I need to chase batman from my yard at 3:32am every third Tuesday of the month.
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πŸ‘€︎ @BBandRage
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2015
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2 days after the lowest point in his career, Russell Wilson visits the Seattle Children's Hospital, like he does every single Tuesday.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2015
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MFW people still pull the Batman at 3:32 AM on the third Tuesday of every month joke.
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πŸ‘€︎ @WhatMyHeartHeld
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2015
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MRW I disable my sprinklers on tuesday night to discourage masked perverts, and then it starts to rain.
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πŸ‘€︎ @cheesypundit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2015
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MRW I realize tomorrow is the 3rd Tuesday of the month and my neighbors' sprinklers are set to go off at 3:32 AM
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πŸ‘€︎ @Nuno3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2014
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MRW its the third tuesday of the month
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πŸ‘€︎ @rabidworm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2015
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I may have missed the whole transformation tuesday excuse to post my personal transformation but to be frank I could care less. I have come so far mentally, physically and emotionally that I can happily say I barely recognize the girl on the left.
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πŸ‘€︎ @saraaa827
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2016
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MRW I'm super horny and find out my boyfriend likes to wear his batman costume to masturbate in front of his neighbors sprinkler at 3:32am every third Tuesday of the month.
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2016
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When it's the third Tuesday of the month but my username only lets me post pictures of Pez DispensersΒ 
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2017
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MRW I'm super horny and find out my boyfriend likes to wear his batman costume to masturbate in front of his neighbors sprinkler at 3:32am every third Tuesday of the month.
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πŸ‘€︎ @ThisTimeLastYear
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2017
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Can Top Gear Tuesday be a thing?
πŸ‘︎ 11k
πŸ‘€︎ @spacemonkee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2014
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Tattoo Tuesday: Maori Businessman
πŸ‘︎ 11k
πŸ‘€︎ @NlGHTW0LF
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2015
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Turnin' up on a Tuesday
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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2015
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Walking into the office and realizing it's only Tuesday
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πŸ‘€︎ @Soilborn27
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2015
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MRW I wear my batman costume and I'm walking up to my neighbours lawn at 3:31am every third Tuesday of the month.
πŸ‘︎ 9k
πŸ‘€︎ @BeeMoozie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2014
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MRW I get caught for masturbating in front of my neighbors sprinkler at 3:32am every third Tuesday of the month
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πŸ‘€︎ @imgusername
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2014
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Tuesday giggle.
πŸ‘︎ 9k
πŸ‘€︎ @DarkChildOne
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2013
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It's only Tuesday,
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2014
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Just a normal Tuesday morning
πŸ‘︎ 8k
πŸ‘€︎ @Cristi213
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2013
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Happy Tuesday
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πŸ‘€︎ @JustStawwwwp
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2015
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MRW I wear my batman costume to masturbate in front of my neighbors sprinkler at 4:32am because I forgot to reset my clock on the third Tuesday of the month.
πŸ‘︎ 7k
πŸ‘€︎ @9cm5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2016
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MRW some dude with a cape disturbs me while I'm masturbating in front of my neighbors sprinkler at 3:32am on the third Tuesday of the month.
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πŸ‘€︎ @Shelfi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2016
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It's the Third tuesday of the Month, my sprinklers are on but Batman didn't showed up
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πŸ‘€︎ @swagbornslayer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2015
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MRW it's 3:32 on the 3rd tuesday of the month and my neighbors sprinklers go off
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πŸ‘€︎ @Alotafagina
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2014
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IT'S TACO TUESDAY GUYS!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ @popemudkip
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2014
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I've never seen him mentioned. This is Rock Rescorla. His work on Tuesday September 11th 2001 saved at least 2687 people.
πŸ‘︎ 7k
πŸ‘€︎ @intenseasthecircus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2016
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Topless Tuesday?
πŸ‘︎ 7k
πŸ‘€︎ @usernumbersix
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2016
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MRW I caught our roommate sneaking out, again, every third Tuesday of the month.
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πŸ‘€︎ @nobodyblindedme
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2015
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My awesome boss told me if I hit renowned by the time we start work on Tuesday, I can have the day off. Vote all the things!
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πŸ‘€︎ @WeepingAngel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2013
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MRW my neighbor goes on vacation to Hawaii to avoid me but I batsurf across the Pacific in time to show up in front of his beachfront rental cottage as their sprinklers go on in the front yard at 3:32am on the 3rd Tuesday of the month
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2016
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MRW I decide to take revenge and masturbate in front of my neighbors sprinkler at 3:32am this Tuesday
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πŸ‘€︎ @CreamAndShit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2016
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Just missed my cakeday, but I don't care. This is my mother's senior pic, 18 years old, for Randallstown High Schools Class of 1976, in Randsllstown, MD. She passed away this past Tuesday, October 14, 2014. This was my favorite picture of her. She will be
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2014
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My wife said this doesn't count as transformation Tuesday... I don't see why not.
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πŸ‘€︎ @MatticusStevens
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2015
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MRW my GF lives in Europe and after months of calls, interviews, and hundreds of dollars I finally got my British passport on Tuesday
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πŸ‘€︎ @AlexHarris
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2016
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MRW I post a reference to Batman masturbating in his neighbor's sprinklers at 3:32 am on the third tuesday of the month and nobody gets it.
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πŸ‘€︎ @OtherBarryDylan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2015
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Proudest moment as a dad! My son got hit by a car on tuesday has punctured lung, lacerated liver, and a fracture on his pelvis. Manages to walk late on wednesday.
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2013
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MRW I'm watching my neighbor masturbate near my sprinkler wearing a Batman costume at 3:32am every third Tuesday of the month
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πŸ‘€︎ @IPostedWhat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2014
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MFW I'm watching television at 3:32am every third Tuesday of the month and I hear people freaking out in front of my house and look out to see a guy in a Batman suit masturbating in my sprinklers.
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πŸ‘€︎ @Kythol
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2014
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A coalition of groups united to get money out of politics made history on Tuesday when they walked down a packed US Senate Committee hearing to deliver 2 million petitions calling for a Constitutional Amendment for Free and Fair Elections. Full story at h
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2014
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MRW I wear my Batman costume to masturbate in front of my neighbors sprinkler and Christmas lights the third Tuesday of Dec.
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πŸ‘€︎ @Cameron77
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2015
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See you next Tuesday
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2014
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The neighborhood has banded together to catch the guy who has been masturbating in our lawns every third Tuesday of the month.
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πŸ‘€︎ @arson34
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2015
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Tattoo Tuesday, anyone?
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2013
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It's barely Tuesday!
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2014
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Media is not reporting the incredible statement made on Tuesday by former President Jimmy Carter. We should fix that.
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2013
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I've been leaving a bowl of m&ms out for the waitresses at my job every tuesday for two months. Next tuesday is April first.
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πŸ‘€︎ @Bluffingdog
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2014
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My "transformation tuesday"
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πŸ‘€︎ @WondraWoman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2013
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Last Tuesday, I lost a friend.
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πŸ‘€︎ @neeks64
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2016
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MFW it's 3:32am on the third Tuesday of the month but my neighbors forgot to turn the sprinklers on.
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πŸ‘€︎ @DVSBSTrD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2016
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Girl said she'd only get with me when Hell freezes over - I wonder what she's doing on Tuesday
πŸ‘︎ 3k
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2013
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MRW i can't find the batman at 3:32am on the third tuesday of the month
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2016
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MFW I'm receiving a heart transplant next tuesday and my wife is so concerned about it, asking me if I will still be in love with her after that, or will be in love with the dead guy's wife.
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πŸ‘€︎ @mocosoft
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2016
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Transformation Tuesday!
πŸ‘︎ 3k
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2013
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Tattoo Tuesday? groan...
πŸ‘︎ 4k
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2013
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MRW I Wake Up On The 3rd Tuesday Of The Month To Find My Neighbor's Semen All Over The Lawn
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πŸ‘€︎ @Schlorgan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2016
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I'm always the last left in the office so before leaving tonight I left a couple of these around the printers. Have a fun Tuesday :)
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2014
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I'm not even sorry.. Some Feels and Faith in Humanity for a Tuesday evening
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πŸ‘€︎ @NextOnSickSadWorld
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2015
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Ginger Monday? Taco Tuesday? Wank it Wednesday? Thor Thursday? Frye Friday?
πŸ‘︎ 3k
πŸ‘€︎ @chemistrydoc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2013
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Transformation Tuesday Anyone?
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πŸ‘€︎ @IHateDickbutt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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MRW I hang from a lightpost watching a man in a batman costume masturbate in front of his neighbors sprinkler at 3:32am every third Tuesday of the month.
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πŸ‘€︎ @ToastyTurtle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2016
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Celebrating Fat Tuesday by not being fat anymore!
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πŸ‘€︎ @Burnsteenbear
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2016
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A year ago I went to Russia to meet my wife's family. It went about like you'd imagine, if you imagine being unfathomably drunk on a Tuesday afternoon.
πŸ‘︎ 975
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2016
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MRW I catch my neighbor on my lawn at 3:32AM on the 3rd Tuesday of the month and put him in my tool shed prison
πŸ‘︎ 3k
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2015
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MRW I disable my sprinklers on tuesday night to discourage masked perverts, and then it starts to rain.
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πŸ‘€︎ @ThisTimeLastYear
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2016
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