This should be funded hard, people developing this drive 1996 Toyota corollas, Smart people doing amazing things.
They think they are clever and smart, but they are dumb as bricks.
I missed my train to film this upvoting escalator. I'm not a smart man.
When the smart guy in my class said "shit" when he looked at our test.
I've tried smart humor, I've tried well thought out jokes. I give up. Take a gag that took 3 minutes to make.
MRW as a nerdy girl, an extremely hot guy tells me being smart is really attractive.
A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know it.
My friend's new smart watch. I'm sold on getting one now.
Now who brought us the smart phone so I can kick their ass
I drive a smart car. This set off my ABS/traction control while pulling into a parking space.
Told me she didn't want to become emotionally invested in anyone new but keeps reaching out to me for support.
Enough of these uppity smart people telling us what to do!
"I am not a smart bird." -bird
I'm a tech support rep. MRW a customer just said to me, "You're pretty smart for a girl."
This mother fucker right here waits a year just to be a smart ass. I love and admire the commitment
When the smart guy in my class said "shit" when he looked at our test.
Something i should've thought of .... simple and a bit smart (found on the internets)
Admittedly, it still ended up a pretty sweet life.
Smart dude, get her while she cannot bring up shit from 30 years ago
My son, the consummate smart-ass. I think third grade math is boring him.
MRW my daughter has been a smart-mouth all day then has the nerve to ask for dessert after dinner
Gave this card to my wife on our 10th anniversary. I am not a smart man.
The owner thinks I'm smart, ambitious, and at the top of my game...
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me
A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his.
MRW I get a question right and the smart kid gets it wrong
