My school has an annual, campus wide "olympic games." The winning team gets a steak dinner. My entire team consisted of seniors with no meal plans. Given the appropriate motivation, we came out victorious.
I've been trying to resolve a tuition issue and it the first time the school directed me to the appropriate department after a month.
They are far from school appropriate.
Somehow I didn't find it appropriate to yell "dick" in a high school parking lot.
So my school has an "appropriate use scanner" on its computers... this is what i was flagged for