Girlfriend stayed over for the first time last night. It has begun.
Erdogan hates this meme enough to jail a man over it! So, naturally, we should post it everywhere.
Got married over the weekend and ran into this crew while taking pictures in the park. They asked to be in a photo and it turned out amazing!
"Ahh.. let me just roll over and.. oh.. crap! damn it! ᴼᵂ﹗ ˢᴴᴵᵀ﹗⋅⋅⋅ ᶠᴿᴵᴳᴳᴵᴺ' ᴰᴬᴹᴺ ᴵᵀ﹗ ᴼᵂ﹗ ᴼᵁᶜᴴ﹗"
When you have a cat, it's important to assert dominance over it.
I made a nickel tower a while back and the highly-sought video of me pushing it over died in usersub so here goes one more time
I feel like I'd enjoy it more if I knew how to find stuff
My sister was suppose to come over this weekend and drink hot cocoa with me, but she decided to spend it with her friends instead. I sent her this to express my disappointment.
For the past 10 minutes I've been trying to explain to my sister-in-law that it looks like her legs are over her husbands shoulders...she doesn't see it.
Our guild is nearly 9 years old and and we have been best mates all through the years. This week, 2 members got married and We flew from all over the world to be there for it.
They think they are clever and smart, but they are dumb as bricks.
It may be "just cutting lawns" to some people but it's how I keep a roof over my head and I'm very proud of it.
My sister slapped me over the head with this and asked if I expected it.
A truck carrying piglets overturned last week in Ohio. Someone constructed this over the weekend near where it happened.
Whoever let this sit out and rust over probably had a crazy reason for doing it. You know, a loco motive.
I work in IT at a university. A professor called, panicking, asking for us to send someone over immediately. She had taken it upon herself to move her computer to a new office saying "I plugged everything back in now nothing works!"
I don't care if he's not even an official actor, just slap a Mark Hamill voice over him and put it in a movie
Tim Curry was honored today with a Lifetime Achievement Award. It was his first public appearance in over 2 years after his stroke.
MRW I browse usersub and stumble over ancient reposts with lower quality than last time I saw it.
That was, until one of them saw me staring, winked, and I pretty much ran away out of awkwardness.
I have finally finished Hobbes! It took over two months, but it was well worth it :D
Saw this joke all over Facebook today. Figured it needed a campaign logo.
My siege owl has a special function for when it tips over.
I've really toned it down over the years
I mean, the GIF is adorable. Anything I put in this title you're going to ignore. I once ate an entire three tiered cake over the span of a day to hide the evidence of its purchase. I don't owe any explanations. It was delicious, absolutely delicious.
I did some tie-dye over the weekend with friends, and decided to experiment on a dress whose tag said it was only 60% cotton. Guess I found out which parts are cotton.
He meows so hard it falls over
My thirteen-year-old sister wants to be an astronaut. She wrote letters to over 40 astronauts asking them how to do it. 6 of them replied with some great life advice along with an autographed pic of themselves. Could not be a prouder big brother.
"Me... ME! Its me! I want it. I WANT IT!"
Over a year ago I paid for the family in front of me's groceries without thinking much of it. Today, I got this in the mail.
You win this time but it ain't over
Just realised I've been a member for over 3 years and still haven't uploaded a single picture. So here it goes... Hellooooooooo UserSub!
A welder friend lost a bet and had to fork over a bottle of booze. This is how he "gift wrapped" it.
This homeless man found a bunch of my wife's stolen property strewn all over downtown Tulsa. He took the time to gather it all up in the rain and call us for retrieval. I just want to recognize him as an awesome human being.
Bill Nye's lecture ended at 8:30. At the end, he promised to sign every copy of his book. He stayed there for over 5 hours and signed almost 1000 books and THANKED ME when it was my turn to have my book sign. I'm so unbelievably inspired. He is the embodi
Found on Facebook with the caption, "This gentleman asked me to take his picture ad send it all over the world. Play on playa....play on!"
Pulled over to take a pic of a lightning storm with my car and it ended up being the best picture I will ever take.
Two kids at my school committed suicide over the weekend so a few seniors got thousands of post-it notes and put them on every locker with a message.
Someone at my school painted the piano in our student union over winter break. It was black and chipping before.
9 out of 10 chef's agree, steak isn't steak unless it is cooked over lava.
Someone scrawled racist graffiti on my garage door. We painted over it with chalkboard paint so our neighbors could leave more positive (and temporary) messages.
MR after I eat a bag of trail mix then do the math on the calories and it turns out to be over 4000
So around November a friend gave me a deer carcass for a project I’m in the process of cultivating. I left it hang in a tree over winter to dry out. Today, I went to take it down, but to my surprise, I found new life forming in the heart of death.
I know most of you are guys but i cant get over how beautiful this dress is. This is almost like a fucking monet painting if it were in dress form
This has disaster written all over it.
Here we see Taylor swift picking her ass and sprinkling it over her willing fans in an illuminati ritual
"Hey Dad, stand over here with me for 30 seconds and look at the moon, it might make the picture look cooler"
5 year old cousin came over today, this sums it up nicely
I was eating my dinner in my car when a crow flew in carrying a chocolate chip cookie in its beak. It then laid the cookie in the water to soften it, flipped it over to soften the other side, then broke pieces of it off and ate them.
I work with a ground hornbill and every time he catches a bug, he runs over to show me (you can see it at the end of his beak). He may not be conventionally cute, but I love him!
Flew over the Golden Gate Bridge today. It was breathtaking.
My latest drawing. I spent about 20 hours on it over the extent of a very weird year. Your glance is appreciated.
Two days before 9/11 a friend of mine took this photo of a firefighter in NYC. It later occured to her that if he was caught up in this tragedy, the photo might be the last one ever taken of him. She's tried many times over the years to trace him, but wit
"Jump over this mud pit", they said. "It will be easy", they said.
McGonagall is officially over it
I punched my Dad in the face
Ducks are my favorite animal, so when these guys waddled over it was basically a gift from the universe.
Over the past six months, Canada Post has lost three packages for me, all of which it claims to have delivered. I think I discovered the reason why today.
I've had this spoon over 20 years and only use it for this
I saw this photo of a meteor over Loch Ness, Scotland and decided it needed a little something.
When you have a cat, it's important to assert dominance over it.
My wife asked me why Kevin Hart is wearing a shirt that has pedo written all over it.
when you fart and wait for it to waft over to your gf
Almost ran over this dinosaur, I picked it up and returned him back to creek but first I had to take a selfie.
This is post from over a year ago, but I haven't seen it reposted since. It made me cry from laughter. Original caption from redditor kftwin: "For school, I was assigned to make the worst floor plan for a house possible. I got an A."
once i put her down it was all over
This guy was blasting music and starting dance parties all over the park today. It was awesome. Keep on dancing robot guy.
Don't lie, you've done it too.
Had a girl over for the first time in the new place. It begins...
Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.
He thought it was funny until...
"Shouldn't we remove that?" "Nah, just paint over it."
When my pillow gets too hot at night, i just turn it over to the cool side
shhh..it 'll be over soon
Whoever let this sit out and rust over probably had a crazy reason for doing it. You know, a loco motive...
Fed up with all the mistreatment over the years, the Stromtroopers of the local garrison of the 501st finally decided to do something about it.
I don't care what day it is, this is over the line.
Had a friend of mine move in. This is what hangs over my T.V. now. It was on his grandpa's warship.
My dog used to knock over the bathroom trash can if we left her too long, now that she's older, she just removes a single tissue and places it in the hallway.
It's not a planet, just get over it.
[IFF] I have to wear a patch over my left eye - might as well make the most of it.
I was playing around with it for 10 minutes... I work in a busy office, I'm 23. The 57Y/O Guy sitting across from me scoffed at me, I looked over 5 minutes later and he was playing with one he made.
My parents run a 1-room B&B just because they like doing it. This is the breakfast they serve. (This was for 6 women staying over)
I managed to fly a drone over Russia's Kremlin (then hastily escape) recently. Here's what it saw.
In case you did Nazi it, UserSub is over-run with glowy stuff.
In 2005, 2 weeks into a 12 month overseas contract, this over-zealous dick arrested me for something I clearly did not do. He used his mobile to ring my phone, to check I had given him the correct mobile number. I saved it. When I am drunk, I phone him at
I spent over two hours making this .gif the other day, And then it died in user sub.
I needed to tell somebody
The first ever photo taken of the Chernobyl disaster, 14 hours after the explosion. It was taken by photographer Igor Kostin in the first helicopter to fly over the disaster zone to evaluate radiation levels. The view is foggy due to the high radiation.