Girlfriend stayed over for the first time last night. It has begun.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 26 2015
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Erdogan hates this meme enough to jail a man over it! So, naturally, we should post it everywhere.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 02 2015
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Got married over the weekend and ran into this crew while taking pictures in the park. They asked to be in a photo and it turned out amazing!
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 25 2015
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"Ahh.. let me just roll over and.. oh.. crap! damn it!ย แดผแต‚๏น— หขแดดแดตแต€๏น—โ‹…โ‹…โ‹… แถ แดฟแดตแดณแดณแดตแดบ' แดฐแดฌแดนแดบ แดตแต€๏น— แดผแต‚๏น— แดผแตแถœแดด๏น—"ย 
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @ThisIsNetsu
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When you have a cat, it's important to assert dominance over it.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @Akslfak
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 26 2014
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I made a nickel tower a while back and the highly-sought video of me pushing it over died in usersub so here goes one more time
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @koodle
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 05 2016
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....
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๐Ÿ“…︎ May 15 2015
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I feel like I'd enjoy it more if I knew how to find stuff
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 29 2015
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My sister was suppose to come over this weekend and drink hot cocoa with me, but she decided to spend it with her friends instead. I sent her this to express my disappointment.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 07 2015
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For the past 10 minutes I've been trying to explain to my sister-in-law that it looks like her legs are over her husbands shoulders...she doesn't see it.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @camhanson
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 19 2015
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Our guild is nearly 9 years old and and we have been best mates all through the years. This week, 2 members got married and We flew from all over the world to be there for it.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 28 2014
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They think they are clever and smart, but they are dumb as bricks.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @Jeffsan77
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 06 2016
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It may be "just cutting lawns" to some people but it's how I keep a roof over my head and I'm very proud of it.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 15 2016
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My sister slapped me over the head with this and asked if I expected it.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @LatexFist
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 31 2015
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A truck carrying piglets overturned last week in Ohio. Someone constructed this over the weekend near where it happened.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 15 2015
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Whoever let this sit out and rust over probably had a crazy reason for doing it. You know, a loco motive.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @TitsRUs
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 17 2014
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I work in IT at a university. A professor called, panicking, asking for us to send someone over immediately. She had taken it upon herself to move her computer to a new office saying "I plugged everything back in now nothing works!"
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @TK0421
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 10 2014
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I don't care if he's not even an official actor, just slap a Mark Hamill voice over him and put it in a movie
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @BatmanisBW
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 13 2015
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Tim Curry was honored today with a Lifetime Achievement Award. It was his first public appearance in over 2 years after his stroke.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 09 2015
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MRW I browse usersub and stumble over ancient reposts with lower quality than last time I saw it.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @blissfullignorance
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 06 2015
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That was, until one of them saw me staring, winked, and I pretty much ran away out of awkwardness.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 12 2015
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I have finally finished Hobbes! It took over two months, but it was well worth it :D
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @jillianjiggs
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 11 2014
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I am happy as fuck
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @jggrda
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 09 2014
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Saw this joke all over Facebook today. Figured it needed a campaign logo.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @YourSecretSantaSHHHH
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 18 2016
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My siege owl has a special function for when it tips over.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @mrmotinjo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 27 2015
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It's time to share.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @RoperH23
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 05 2015
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I've really toned it down over the years
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 31 2015
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I mean, the GIF is adorable. Anything I put in this title you're going to ignore. I once ate an entire three tiered cake over the span of a day to hide the evidence of its purchase. I don't owe any explanations. It was delicious, absolutely delicious.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 08 2015
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I did some tie-dye over the weekend with friends, and decided to experiment on a dress whose tag said it was only 60% cotton. Guess I found out which parts are cotton.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 06 2015
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He meows so hard it falls over
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @steve699
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 09 2014
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My thirteen-year-old sister wants to be an astronaut. She wrote letters to over 40 astronauts asking them how to do it. 6 of them replied with some great life advice along with an autographed pic of themselves. Could not be a prouder big brother.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ May 05 2014
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"Me... ME! Its me! I want it. I WANT IT!"
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @sinisterwaffles
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 28 2014
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Over a year ago I paid for the family in front of me's groceries without thinking much of it. Today, I got this in the mail.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 30 2014
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You win this time but it ain't over
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @MyBalls
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 19 2014
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Husband of the Year!
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 13 2015
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The irony of it...
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @henriksen1
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 21 2015
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Just realised I've been a member for over 3 years and still haven't uploaded a single picture. So here it goes... Hellooooooooo UserSub!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @NinjaCarippo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 27 2014
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A welder friend lost a bet and had to fork over a bottle of booze. This is how he "gift wrapped" it.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @mrBELDING69
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 06 2013
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This homeless man found a bunch of my wife's stolen property strewn all over downtown Tulsa. He took the time to gather it all up in the rain and call us for retrieval. I just want to recognize him as an awesome human being.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 23 2013
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Bill Nye's lecture ended at 8:30. At the end, he promised to sign every copy of his book. He stayed there for over 5 hours and signed almost 1000 books and THANKED ME when it was my turn to have my book sign. I'm so unbelievably inspired. He is the embodi
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 20 2014
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Found on Facebook with the caption, "This gentleman asked me to take his picture ad send it all over the world. Play on playa....play on!"
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 14 2014
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Pulled over to take a pic of a lightning storm with my car and it ended up being the best picture I will ever take.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 29 2015
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Two kids at my school committed suicide over the weekend so a few seniors got thousands of post-it notes and put them on every locker with a message.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @darkstar96
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 15 2014
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Someone at my school painted the piano in our student union over winter break. It was black and chipping before.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 24 2014
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#nocringemomentspls
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @TheEnaxion
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 26 2015
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9 out of 10 chef's agree, steak isn't steak unless it is cooked over lava.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @unfriend
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 17 2015
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Welp.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @BunToaster
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 21
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Someone scrawled racist graffiti on my garage door. We painted over it with chalkboard paint so our neighbors could leave more positive (and temporary) messages.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 30 2015
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MR after I eat a bag of trail mix then do the math on the calories and it turns out to be over 4000
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So around November a friend gave me a deer carcass for a project Iโ€™m in the process of cultivating. I left it hang in a tree over winter to dry out. Today, I went to take it down, but to my surprise, I found new life forming in the heart of death.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @mourne
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 06 2013
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I know most of you are guys but i cant get over how beautiful this dress is. This is almost like a fucking monet painting if it were in dress form
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @Anonymousacc
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 30 2015
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This has disaster written all over it.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 10 2014
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Here we see Taylor swift picking her ass and sprinkling it over her willing fans in an illuminati ritual
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @tumb1r
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 25 2014
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"Hey Dad, stand over here with me for 30 seconds and look at the moon, it might make the picture look cooler"
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 21 2014
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Get over it
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @QuackMcDuck
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 17 2014
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Sunblock anyone?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @DatGuyWhoEatsPizza
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 10 2015
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5 year old cousin came over today, this sums it up nicely
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @HerrWombat
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 26 2014
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I was eating my dinner in my car when a crow flew in carrying a chocolate chip cookie in its beak. It then laid the cookie in the water to soften it, flipped it over to soften the other side, then broke pieces of it off and ate them.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 28 2014
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I work with a ground hornbill and every time he catches a bug, he runs over to show me (you can see it at the end of his beak). He may not be conventionally cute, but I love him!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @sighsorry
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 11 2014
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Flew over the Golden Gate Bridge today. It was breathtaking.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 28 2015
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My latest drawing. I spent about 20 hours on it over the extent of a very weird year. Your glance is appreciated.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 19 2014
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Two days before 9/11 a friend of mine took this photo of a firefighter in NYC. It later occured to her that if he was caught up in this tragedy, the photo might be the last one ever taken of him. She's tried many times over the years to trace him, but wit
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"Jump over this mud pit", they said. "It will be easy", they said.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @FuckYehFortPants
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 11 2015
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McGonagall is officially over it
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 02 2015
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I punched my Dad in the face
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @Dapperdaniel
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 25 2015
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Ducks are my favorite animal, so when these guys waddled over it was basically a gift from the universe.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ May 06 2015
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No one suspected me
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 06 2015
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Over the past six months, Canada Post has lost three packages for me, all of which it claims to have delivered. I think I discovered the reason why today.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 08 2015
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I've had this spoon over 20 years and only use it for this
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 18 2014
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GET OVER IT
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @cornkid
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 24 2013
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I saw this photo of a meteor over Loch Ness, Scotland and decided it needed a little something.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 18 2015
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When you have a cat, it's important to assert dominance over it.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @iceburglettuce
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 10 2014
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My wife asked me why Kevin Hart is wearing a shirt that has pedo written all over it.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 01 2014
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when you fart and wait for it to waft over to your gf
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 30 2015
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Almost ran over this dinosaur, I picked it up and returned him back to creek but first I had to take a selfie.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 04 2014
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This is post from over a year ago, but I haven't seen it reposted since. It made me cry from laughter. Original caption from redditor kftwin: "For school, I was assigned to make the worst floor plan for a house possible. I got an A."
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @ettpunktnoll
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 27 2013
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And it worked too.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @JDawgdizzlefizz
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 18 2016
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once i put her down it was all over
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @progunil
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 08 2016
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This guy was blasting music and starting dance parties all over the park today. It was awesome. Keep on dancing robot guy.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 02 2014
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Don't lie, you've done it too.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @thatguythatdoesstuff
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 28 2014
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Had a girl over for the first time in the new place. It begins...
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 11 2013
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Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @DeathbyClicker
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 15 2016
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He thought it was funny until...
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @khurramrasheed85
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 15 2014
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"Shouldn't we remove that?" "Nah, just paint over it."
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๐Ÿ“…︎ May 20 2015
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When my pillow gets too hot at night, i just turn it over to the cool side
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 18 2013
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shhh..it 'll be over soon
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 12 2016
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Whoever let this sit out and rust over probably had a crazy reason for doing it. You know, a loco motive...
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @LastKingOfBeausoleil
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 18 2015
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Fed up with all the mistreatment over the years, the Stromtroopers of the local garrison of the 501st finally decided to do something about it.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 27 2015
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I don't care what day it is, this is over the line.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 01 2014
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Had a friend of mine move in. This is what hangs over my T.V. now. It was on his grandpa's warship.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 23 2013
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My dog used to knock over the bathroom trash can if we left her too long, now that she's older, she just removes a single tissue and places it in the hallway.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 01 2013
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Get over it
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 10 2014
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It's not a planet, just get over it.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 17 2015
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[IFF] I have to wear a patch over my left eye - might as well make the most of it.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @radiumgirl
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 20 2015
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I was playing around with it for 10 minutes... I work in a busy office, I'm 23. The 57Y/O Guy sitting across from me scoffed at me, I looked over 5 minutes later and he was playing with one he made.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 10 2014
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My parents run a 1-room B&B just because they like doing it. This is the breakfast they serve. (This was for 6 women staying over)
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 14 2014
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I managed to fly a drone over Russia's Kremlin (then hastily escape) recently. Here's what it saw.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 04 2015
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In case you did Nazi it, UserSub is over-run with glowy stuff.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 24 2015
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In 2005, 2 weeks into a 12 month overseas contract, this over-zealous dick arrested me for something I clearly did not do. He used his mobile to ring my phone, to check I had given him the correct mobile number. I saved it. When I am drunk, I phone him at
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 18 2014
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I spent over two hours making this .gif the other day, And then it died in user sub.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @Chumleeschin
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 13 2015
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I needed to tell somebody
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ @Kingkong789
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 27 2015
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The first ever photo taken of the Chernobyl disaster, 14 hours after the explosion. It was taken by photographer Igor Kostin in the first helicopter to fly over the disaster zone to evaluate radiation levels. The view is foggy due to the high radiation.
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