If I don't pet my dog immediately, he gets someone else to pet him then stares at me to see if I'm jealous.
I get jealous of the kids that longboard
MRW my ex tells me I'm jealous of her new boyfriend and that I want her back
Jealous cat sabotages relationship
TIL I am jealous of a fictional donkey.
I'm not jealous about not being able to go to Camp Imgur...
Jason Segal is filming his new movie with Jessie Eisenburg in my hometown of Grand Rapids, Michigan, and my bastard sister got to meet him when he stopped at her place of work. I'm extremely jealous.
As an American I'll admit I'm a bit jealous.
I don't think I've ever been so jealous of a toddler.
My buddies picture as a child makes Joe Dirt jealous
Today I realized I'm jealous to a pig...
Jealous baby wants kisses too
"Dear diary, today I was knifed by this really cute and strong American! My fuhrer would be so jealous!"
My dogs permanent winged eye liner will have any women jealous!
Fast! Bring these delicious In N Out burgers to the front page so the Germans know we are not jealous of their Bratwurschtel
You're going to make all the other boys jealous
We are all still a little jealous
I'm not jealous. What I'm feeling is envy.
Update on my parents' cat that was jealous of the grandbaby's birthday present. He now has his own $30 children's chair, just to settle things.
I was jealous of my friends Harley, but I'm cool now too.
My friend just won a vibrator in a raffle at a feminist party. Safe to say the girls got a little jealous
No need to rub it in (but I am jealous)
It makes me jealous how comfortable she looks
My Grandpa got jealous of us playing with our phones so he started playing with his calculator.
Jealous of my facebook friend
Jealous people will say it's Photoshop, but I kinda had a Menage a trois
I'm a little jealous of the children's hospital my wife works at
Tiger and Puma Grooming Their Human and Puma Gets Jealous
My dog is either jealous of my baby boy or has worked out this is where you get fed :)
My Wife is jealous of my new shirt...
My 3 year old daughter's toy monkey is "ill". I'm strangely jealous of his mojo.
She was jealous. Jackpot.
I'm jealous of my cat's eyes
Was sitting at the 'adult table' at a family dinner the other night...this is what I heard from the 'kids table'. Jealous.
It's impossible not to be jealous
Sometimes, my dog gets jealous.
MRW my gf is a reporter that has a fetish on blonde mo-hawk guys and I'm a very jealous boyfriend
Friend found himself on Google Maps. Forever jealous.
Cap is totally NOT jealous.
Spotted a jealous girlfriend on the motorway today.
I'm not a bad person, but I feel justice took place
[No Spoilers] Be jealous of my new shirt. Be very jealous.
My 79 year old grandma posted this picture on Facebook with the caption: "Me at 24 by the Colorado River. Be jealous."
Whenever I try to kiss my boyfriend, the bitch gets jealous.
My uncle built an AT-AT bunk bed for his son. So jealous!
I have never been so jealous of a dog
Mr.J would get jealous if those two had a comic together
Looks like they've been jealous all along
12 reasons to be jealous of Leonardo DiCaprio [FIXED]
jealous husky lesson learned
I'm not as skilled or as young as the 18 year old illustrator today, but I'm jealous of his publicity so here's a sci-fi landscape I painted!
Introduced my co-worker to imgur and he got to front page with his first post. MRW people ask if I'm jealous.
My dad tried to make my mom jealous.. It worked
I'm so jealous that kids these days won't have to colour their people yellow, orange or bright pink
I'm not a jealous person but...
I've never been so jealous in my life
12 reasons to be jealous of Leonardo DiCaprio
Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.
Every damn day when he gets home from work. So jealous!
Y'all Jealous (Mac and Cheese edition)
Damn i only have blue/green(washed out blue) hair now and im so jealous... But i know this color can't last long :/ :(
My dad's favourite toy when he was a kid. Taken in 1965, somewhere in Russia. I, for one, am crazy jealous.
Cos I got jealous w/ my classmate's kiddy thingy tattoo. 5 minutes later, drew my own. Owned.
A friend found this clock at a flea market. I'm extremely jealous.
Bitches are going to be jealous when I show up to work on Monday with this bad boy
The dog was jealous of the baby, so...
Check out who my friend got to meet this weekend (I'm jealous)
Anybody jealous of my cake? x/post from r/pics.
Part of me is secretly jealous that they get out more...
MRW the ex wife brings the guy she cheated on me with to pick up our kids and tries to make me jealous
Technical University Munich put slides in their building. I'm pretty jealous.
America, you're just jealous of our fabulous money!
Inspired by a friend's design that I was jealous of.
genuinely jealous of this living thing
I'm a bit jealous of all the people on the plane..
My girlfriend is just that awesome. Men, be jealous.
I am incredibly jealous of whomever booked this as their ride tonight