This generation and their god damn cell phones
The almost complete Greek god family tree
"OH Dear...honey, i think they're about to blow up the plane. God help us."
Thunderous applause! Your god has arrived!!!
Someone 80's/90's-fied the Games of Thrones intro and oh my God it's perfect.
An ancient, sleeping god awakens.
My friend cut into his cake and said, "Oh my god, this cake is a meme."
I've spent for god damn ever trying to find this again
Adventures of God: Life Hack
I swear to god hooman... Touch me again.... I dare you
Hey guys wanna pla- OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!
"Anything is possible for God" - Dan Savage
The amount of dat save that I have seen here my fucking God
My phone just auto-corrected GOP to God. It made me think of this.
Oh, my god! I hit the jackpot!!
Oh god. I've made a huge mistake.
MRW My cousin said that God put dinosaur bones to test true believers.
"Oh my god! Is that me? That's how loud I snore?!"
Good luck and god speed little windshield wiper.
When you're a God among men.
Stunning Cloud Formation Appears Above Portugal, People Call It “The Hand Of God”
thank god, I didn't know shit [r/BlackPeopleTwitter by u/gwizat]
Not a big mau5 fan but god damned
My favorite explanation of god
Oh. My. God. It's a baby, Appaloosa, mini horse
And God said let there be light.. and it BURNED
Remember, God is listening
Go ahead...feel like a God for a minute!
70 years since the liberation of Auschwitz
When I walk outside and realize God has blessed me with a beautiful enough day for my Crush to wear Yoga pants
*Sigh* God damn lions trying to eat me again.
Leslie Nielsen, humor god.
Oh God this is my work life now
I can't believe I only found out today that Tim Curry suffered a stroke 3 years ago. God bless you, Tim.
I swear to god if she opens that cunt mouth of hers I'm gonna eat every ounce of bacon in her dressing room
John Oliver is a God Amongst Men.
The Egyptian God Anubi is dressed casually today
You will find I am a generous god.... Take these treasures, that you may expand your mind
so today my phone died and i asked random girl what time it was,she giggled ironically and told me "how original" and told me her name...biiiiiiiitch just tell me the god damn time.
MRW my doctors tell me I beat pancreatic cancer and I thank them only to have my bf's mom yell at me for not thanking God instead...(PS; NO CANCER = UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!)
"If there is a God..." -Carved into a cell by a Jewish Prisoner in Mauthausen
God help you if you try to use logic on her.