This is Carter. He knocked on my door to ask if he could have a banana then left.
Everyone is talking about Caitlyn Jenner but no one is talking about the transformation of Minkus from Boy Meets World.
Stephen Hawking and John Oliver
Meanwhile at FIFA Headquarters
My teenage neighbor breaking up with his girlfriend...while eating Cheetos.
How serious is your problem?
Saw a cat that I thought was lost in a nearby park
Chatting with a guy at the bar when his "favorite song" comes in.
Trampoline Exercise Class
This is an almost nightly event at my house...
Kid discovers he can rasie his eyebrowse for the first time
Not the usual Chatroulette.
There's two types of kids on the first day of school..
It was scarier than we thought!
Someone on Twitter pointed out to Amy Schumer that she looks like the woman from American Gothic. Her and JK Simmons quickly responded with a photo.
The Psychology building at my University
The New York subway system bans canines unless they can fit in a small bag, so this guy trained his pit-bull to calmly sit in his small bag.
A baby getting an X-Ray looks hilarious.
M'lady... pardon me if I am being too forward... but can I possibly interest you in...
Everybody I send cards to this year is getting one of these.
Biggest bro save of all time
Oh, how do I stop, how do I stop, how do I stop, how do I stop...
Lets make a giant snowball and set it free ...what could possibly go wrong?!
When my daughter asks why she can't wear things she thinks are "cool", I show her this photo from my freshmen year in highschool.
Girlfriend stayed over for the first time last night. It has begun.
The best language barrier story
Best talk show entrance ever
My wife cries at absolutely anything. I mean, ANYTHING. So i started writing the reasons down because reasons.
Next time your friend hands you his jailbroken iPhone, upload this as his new background and hand it back.
Somebody fixed the shoulders on the Warcraft poster
Due to all the health hazards surrounding the Rio Olympics, I figured they could use a new logo. [OC]
This is why my kid is going places.
Some guy tried to copy my tattoo artist's work = nipple tattooed on his arm
Added a shortcut to parents phone everytime they type"No"
I'm new to having an SO on Valentine's Day... Am I doing this right?
Who's your favorite Star Wars character?
How to blind your girlfriend.
No one fuckin' brings it like Gaston
My brother turned his head during a panoramic shot.
One of my best $2 purchases.
This generation and their god damn cell phones
Hold up, the screw fell out
My parents found out that my girlfriend likes puzzles. They thought they were being funny. 48 Hours later.
My 84-year-old grandmother apologized for having to wear her nightgown in front of us. I said it was no problem and that it actually looked very comfortable, so she immediately offered one to me. It's not like I could have rejected this generous gift...
It's all downhill from here
This is why Hoth was denied its bid to host the Winter Olympics
Passed out at a London bus stop. Woke up to this
Friend of mine captured this awkward family dinner.
Referee excellently trolled player, who scores a hat-trick and wanted to take the match ball with him as a souvenir
The immense power required for launching a rocket
My best friend shot himself in the leg not too long ago and was in ICU for a week. I saw this snd sent it to him.
Our 6 y/o asked Dad for an advance on his allowance for a toy. This is the response he got.
Today I found out how to remotely control my high school student's computers and how to send them messages when they're not doing the right thing
My wife just graduated from the police academy and her sister sent these to our house.
He forgot there was a microphone
Dads ...finding the easy way since the beginning of time.
To my wife and my children....
In an alternate universe...
Kid throws a fit next to Obama
Crash Landing --Directed by Michael Bay
Our moms mocked our selfie at the dodger game
Another amazing picture of the volcano eruption in Chile right now
Welcome to the real world Harry
A cat having a bath with it's friend ...the fish
The derpiest of high fives
Army Specialist was denied leave to go to a baby shower because his CO said "Men don't go to baby showers", so he changed his reason
The story behind Bill Nye's bow tie
Friend of mine went to a bat exhibit today, she saw more bats than she expected
I'm notorious in my D&D group for my horrible rolls. Gimping my character. Endangering my group. Yesterday, my Dungeon Master gifted me this shirt.
The best mime I've ever seen
My brother graduated from online school
My Jewish mother gave me this as a housewarming gift.
Ian Mckellen posted this picture to instagram a few weeks back.
Was pretty stoned last night, I wonder why I didn't get up on time
Remember that Sound of Music graffiti? Well...
Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston dressed as each other’s characters at a Breaking Bad cast party.
Warning sign of the century award goes to...