This is Carter. He knocked on my door to ask if he could have a banana then left.
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10/10 would bang
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︎ Apr 17 2015
Zombie cat
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Everyone is talking about Caitlyn Jenner but no one is talking about the transformation of Minkus from Boy Meets World.
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︎ Jul 19 2015
Black stuff
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No sleeping allowed!!
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︎ Feb 05 2015
Let me love you!
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︎ Feb 11 2015
Stephen Hawking and John Oliver
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︎ Jun 16 2014
Meanwhile at FIFA Headquarters
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︎ May 28 2015
My teenage neighbor breaking up with his girlfriend...while eating Cheetos.
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︎ May 28 2015
How serious is your problem?
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︎ Jan 17 2015
Saw a cat that I thought was lost in a nearby park
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︎ Jan 16 2015
Chatting with a guy at the bar when his "favorite song" comes in.
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︎ Apr 12 2015
Trampoline Exercise Class
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︎ Mar 02 2014
This is an almost nightly event at my house...
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︎ Aug 21 2015
Kid discovers he can rasie his eyebrowse for the first time
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︎ Apr 09 2015
Not the usual Chatroulette.
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︎ Aug 06 2014
Road-Rager loses battle
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︎ Jun 25 2015
There's two types of kids on the first day of school..
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︎ Aug 19 2016
It was scarier than we thought!
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︎ Aug 25 2016
Someone on Twitter pointed out to Amy Schumer that she looks like the woman from American Gothic. Her and JK Simmons quickly responded with a photo.
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︎ Aug 25 2015
The Psychology building at my University
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︎ Apr 30 2015
The New York subway system bans canines unless they can fit in a small bag, so this guy trained his pit-bull to calmly sit in his small bag.
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︎ Sep 23 2014
A baby getting an X-Ray looks hilarious.
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︎ Jun 19 2015
So much disappointment
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︎ Oct 02 2014
M'lady... pardon me if I am being too forward... but can I possibly interest you in...
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︎ Aug 24 2015
Everybody I send cards to this year is getting one of these.
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︎ Dec 10 2014
Biggest bro save of all time
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︎ Jan 31 2015
Oh, how do I stop, how do I stop, how do I stop, how do I stop...
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︎ Jul 04 2014
Lets make a giant snowball and set it free ...what could possibly go wrong?!
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︎ Jan 25 2015
When my daughter asks why she can't wear things she thinks are "cool", I show her this photo from my freshmen year in highschool.
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︎ Feb 25 2015
Girlfriend stayed over for the first time last night. It has begun.
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︎ Aug 26 2015
The best language barrier story
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︎ May 15 2016
Best talk show entrance ever
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︎ Feb 20 2015
My wife cries at absolutely anything. I mean, ANYTHING. So i started writing the reasons down because reasons.
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︎ Nov 23 2015
Next time your friend hands you his jailbroken iPhone, upload this as his new background and hand it back.
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︎ Dec 04 2014
Somebody fixed the shoulders on the Warcraft poster
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︎ Jul 16 2015
Due to all the health hazards surrounding the Rio Olympics, I figured they could use a new logo. [OC]
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︎ Aug 02 2016
This is why my kid is going places.
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︎ Nov 04 2015
Some guy tried to copy my tattoo artist's work = nipple tattooed on his arm
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︎ Sep 24 2016
bathroom poets
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︎ Feb 25 2015
Added a shortcut to parents phone everytime they type"No"
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︎ Aug 30 2015
God is listening you!
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︎ Mar 27 2015
I'm new to having an SO on Valentine's Day... Am I doing this right?
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︎ Feb 14 2015
2 Birds, 1 Almond.
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︎ Jun 24 2015
Who's your favorite Star Wars character?
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︎ Dec 04 2015
So this happened..
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︎ Dec 16 2015
Unique
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︎ Aug 11 2015
How to blind your girlfriend.
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︎ Jan 19 2015
No one fuckin' brings it like Gaston
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︎ May 09 2016
My brother turned his head during a panoramic shot.
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︎ Sep 15 2015
Oh. My. Gawd.
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︎ Apr 27 2016
One of my best $2 purchases.
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︎ Dec 29 2014
Tasering bike thiefs
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︎ Aug 24 2016
This generation and their god damn cell phones
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︎ Apr 03 2016
Hold up, the screw fell out
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︎ Apr 30 2015
Shots fired.
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︎ Feb 16 2015
My parents found out that my girlfriend likes puzzles. They thought they were being funny. 48 Hours later.
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︎ Jan 07 2016
My 84-year-old grandmother apologized for having to wear her nightgown in front of us. I said it was no problem and that it actually looked very comfortable, so she immediately offered one to me. It's not like I could have rejected this generous gift...
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︎ Feb 03 2015
It's all downhill from here
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︎ May 23 2015
This is why Hoth was denied its bid to host the Winter Olympics
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︎ Feb 12 2014
Passed out at a London bus stop. Woke up to this
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︎ Mar 15 2016
Conan gets science jokes
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︎ Jan 31 2015
Friend of mine captured this awkward family dinner.
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︎ Jul 10 2015
Speed
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︎ Jul 17 2015
Referee excellently trolled player, who scores a hat-trick and wanted to take the match ball with him as a souvenir
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︎ May 01 2016
The immense power required for launching a rocket
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︎ Jan 29 2016
My best friend shot himself in the leg not too long ago and was in ICU for a week. I saw this snd sent it to him.
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︎ Mar 02 2015
He looks so proud
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︎ Apr 18 2015
Our 6 y/o asked Dad for an advance on his allowance for a toy. This is the response he got.
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︎ Jan 14 2016
Today I found out how to remotely control my high school student's computers and how to send them messages when they're not doing the right thing
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︎ Jan 23 2016
My wife just graduated from the police academy and her sister sent these to our house.
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︎ Nov 07 2015
He forgot there was a microphone
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︎ Mar 26 2015
Damn that was fast
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︎ Feb 06 2016
Dads ...finding the easy way since the beginning of time.
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︎ Feb 22 2015
To my wife and my children....
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︎ Aug 26 2016
In an alternate universe...
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︎ Feb 17 2015
Kid throws a fit next to Obama
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︎ May 21 2015
Crash Landing --Directed by Michael Bay
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︎ Mar 04 2015
Our moms mocked our selfie at the dodger game
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︎ May 17 2015
Another amazing picture of the volcano eruption in Chile right now
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︎ Apr 23 2015
Welcome to the real world Harry
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︎ Apr 13 2016
Awkward moment seal
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︎ Jun 23 2015
Just dooo it!
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︎ Aug 16 2015
A cat having a bath with it's friend ...the fish
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︎ Mar 27 2015
The derpiest of high fives
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︎ Nov 15 2015
Army Specialist was denied leave to go to a baby shower because his CO said "Men don't go to baby showers", so he changed his reason
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︎ Jun 23 2016
The story behind Bill Nye's bow tie
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︎ Dec 02 2014
This is how I flirt
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︎ Jul 19 2015
Poor kitty :(
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︎ Feb 26 2015
Double Standards
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︎ Nov 11 2014
Friend of mine went to a bat exhibit today, she saw more bats than she expected
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︎ Sep 26 2015
I'm notorious in my D&D group for my horrible rolls. Gimping my character. Endangering my group. Yesterday, my Dungeon Master gifted me this shirt.
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︎ Jun 05 2015
The best mime I've ever seen
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︎ Apr 11 2016
My brother graduated from online school
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︎ Jun 05 2015
My Jewish mother gave me this as a housewarming gift.
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︎ Apr 25 2015
Ian Mckellen posted this picture to instagram a few weeks back.
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︎ Feb 12 2015
Was pretty stoned last night, I wonder why I didn't get up on time
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︎ Apr 29 2015
I am adult Butters.
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︎ Apr 11 2016
Chris Pratt gets pranked
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︎ Mar 02 2015
Remember that Sound of Music graffiti? Well...
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︎ Mar 22 2014
Division of labour
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︎ May 06 2015
Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston dressed as each otherβs characters at a Breaking Bad cast party.
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︎ Aug 30 2015
How men hold purses
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︎ May 26 2015
Another American letdown
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︎ Apr 23 2015
Warning sign of the century award goes to...
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︎ May 04 2015
Thor Pranks
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︎ May 01 2016
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