Funny Memes

This is Carter. He knocked on my door to ask if he could have a banana then left.

10/10 would bang

Zombie cat

Everyone is talking about Caitlyn Jenner but no one is talking about the transformation of Minkus from Boy Meets World.

Black stuff

No sleeping allowed!!

Let me love you!

Stephen Hawking and John Oliver

Meanwhile at FIFA Headquarters

My teenage neighbor breaking up with his girlfriend...while eating Cheetos.

How serious is your problem?

Saw a cat that I thought was lost in a nearby park

Chatting with a guy at the bar when his "favorite song" comes in.

Trampoline Exercise Class

This is an almost nightly event at my house...

Kid discovers he can rasie his eyebrowse for the first time

Not the usual Chatroulette.

Road-Rager loses battle

There's two types of kids on the first day of school..

It was scarier than we thought!

Someone on Twitter pointed out to Amy Schumer that she looks like the woman from American Gothic. Her and JK Simmons quickly responded with a photo.

The Psychology building at my University

The New York subway system bans canines unless they can fit in a small bag, so this guy trained his pit-bull to calmly sit in his small bag.

A baby getting an X-Ray looks hilarious.

So much disappointment

M'lady... pardon me if I am being too forward... but can I possibly interest you in...

Everybody I send cards to this year is getting one of these.

Biggest bro save of all time

Oh, how do I stop, how do I stop, how do I stop, how do I stop...

Lets make a giant snowball and set it free ...what could possibly go wrong?!

When my daughter asks why she can't wear things she thinks are "cool", I show her this photo from my freshmen year in highschool.

Girlfriend stayed over for the first time last night. It has begun.

The best language barrier story

Best talk show entrance ever

My wife cries at absolutely anything. I mean, ANYTHING. So i started writing the reasons down because reasons.

Next time your friend hands you his jailbroken iPhone, upload this as his new background and hand it back.

Somebody fixed the shoulders on the Warcraft poster

Due to all the health hazards surrounding the Rio Olympics, I figured they could use a new logo. [OC]

This is why my kid is going places.

Some guy tried to copy my tattoo artist's work = nipple tattooed on his arm

bathroom poets

Added a shortcut to parents phone everytime they type"No"

God is listening you!

I'm new to having an SO on Valentine's Day... Am I doing this right?

2 Birds, 1 Almond.

Who's your favorite Star Wars character?

So this happened..

Unique

How to blind your girlfriend.

No one fuckin' brings it like Gaston

My brother turned his head during a panoramic shot.

Oh. My. Gawd.

One of my best $2 purchases.

Tasering bike thiefs

This generation and their god damn cell phones

Hold up, the screw fell out

Shots fired.

My parents found out that my girlfriend likes puzzles. They thought they were being funny. 48 Hours later.

My 84-year-old grandmother apologized for having to wear her nightgown in front of us. I said it was no problem and that it actually looked very comfortable, so she immediately offered one to me. It's not like I could have rejected this generous gift...

It's all downhill from here

This is why Hoth was denied its bid to host the Winter Olympics

Passed out at a London bus stop. Woke up to this

Conan gets science jokes

Friend of mine captured this awkward family dinner.

Speed

Referee excellently trolled player, who scores a hat-trick and wanted to take the match ball with him as a souvenir

The immense power required for launching a rocket

My best friend shot himself in the leg not too long ago and was in ICU for a week. I saw this snd sent it to him.

He looks so proud

Our 6 y/o asked Dad for an advance on his allowance for a toy. This is the response he got.

Today I found out how to remotely control my high school student's computers and how to send them messages when they're not doing the right thing

My wife just graduated from the police academy and her sister sent these to our house.

He forgot there was a microphone

Damn that was fast

Dads ...finding the easy way since the beginning of time.

To my wife and my children....

In an alternate universe...

Kid throws a fit next to Obama

Crash Landing --Directed by Michael Bay

Our moms mocked our selfie at the dodger game

Another amazing picture of the volcano eruption in Chile right now

Welcome to the real world Harry

Awkward moment seal

Just dooo it!

A cat having a bath with it's friend ...the fish

The derpiest of high fives

Army Specialist was denied leave to go to a baby shower because his CO said "Men don't go to baby showers", so he changed his reason

The story behind Bill Nye's bow tie

This is how I flirt

Poor kitty :(

Double Standards

Friend of mine went to a bat exhibit today, she saw more bats than she expected

I'm notorious in my D&D group for my horrible rolls. Gimping my character. Endangering my group. Yesterday, my Dungeon Master gifted me this shirt.

The best mime I've ever seen

My brother graduated from online school

My Jewish mother gave me this as a housewarming gift.

Ian Mckellen posted this picture to instagram a few weeks back.

Was pretty stoned last night, I wonder why I didn't get up on time

I am adult Butters.

Chris Pratt gets pranked

Remember that Sound of Music graffiti? Well...

Division of labour

Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston dressed as each other’s characters at a Breaking Bad cast party.

How men hold purses

Another American letdown

Warning sign of the century award goes to...

Thor Pranks