My buddy's wife left him in charge of Elf on the Shelf. He let Mistletoe get into the eggnog...
Don't pass out drunk around elf on the shelf
As a Jew, I'm pretty new to the whole 'Elf on a Shelf' tradition
All this rhyming with Elf, Trooper, and Thor, all I could think was...
My Jewish Friend's Answer to the Elf of the Shelf - The Maccabi on the Mantle
So my office has an Elf on the Shelf, and I decided to hold him hostage.
So sick of seeing elf on the shelf on my Facebook feed, until my buddy posted this.
Vader's getting really sick of this Elf on the Shelf shit.
My nephew was very upset that I didn't have an Elf on the Shelf at my home, so I made one out of Sculpey. His name is Shiny and he is disgusting.
My cousins told my aunt that "elf on the shelf" is creepy, this is how they were rewarded.
I have an idea: why don't we take this unnatural-looking bendable figurine and hide it in different rooms in the house!
Getting sick of the elf on the shelf. Gonna start hiding this around every night see how siblings react.
I can't STAND Elf on the Shelf. He creeps me out. So my cousin has started sending me pics like this. Isn't it awesome?
And if the elf is misbehaving, what's that teaching your kids?
Screw Elf on the Shelf. Here's my Trooper on the Pooper
You have elf on the shelf. We have whore in the drawer.
The "Elf on a Shelf" thing is going around the office. This was my contributi-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
My sister is creeped out by "Elf on the Shelf", so I made this for her.
Jigsaw Elf on the Shelf is a sadistic bastard
"Don't worry... I definitely won't upload this to the internet." -The Elf on the Shelf, probably
A great "Elf on the Shelf" picture I favorited last year, it needs to be shared again!
My mom does the elf on the shelf game for her babysitting kids. She asked me to help. Am I doing it right?
Woke up with the elf on the shelf face down on the floor then found the culprit in his box of pride.
So my friend did the Elf on the Shelf thing this year...
MRW I overhear a little girl having a tantrum in the store because her mom said elf on the shelf isn't alive.
I too was tired of Elf on the Shelf till my Cousin posted this.
Co-workers had me dress up like The Grinch as part of an "Elf on a Shelf" picture war.
I hate the Elf on the Shelf shit. My friend is doing his own hilarious version.
