Drunk me thought it would be a good idea to make this last night. Here.
After years of research & millions of dollars, engineers can accurately replicate two drunk people carrying a sofa
Brother got very drunk at the Daytona 500 and disappeared from our tailgate. When I texted to ask if he was OK he responded with this. Yes, he is charging his phone. No, he did not have a pit pass.
My friend was drunk and on Xanax when he decided to tattoo a black face Charmander with no experience or artistic ability. The flame saves it.
Man is so drunk he doesn't realize the breathalyzer is actually a walky talky.
When you come in drunk and your dad is lecturing you, but you don't want to give away how drunk you are.
A drunk Boris Yeltsin attempting a speech brings Bill Clinton to tears
When you see your drunk friends at a stoplight
This year, I went to comic con as "Drunk Uncle Ben". The goal: pass out and die in front of as many spidermen as possible.
I just painted my favourite meme, I'm drunk and haven't painted since I was 12
Yes I am kind of drunk, no I am not apologizing. Shit is weird.
MRW my parents found a pack of cigarettes in my 13 year old brother's backpack, and he responds with "But I only smoke when I'm drunk!"
When you try to help your best friend in a drunk fight in which you know you are in a clear disadvantage
Alcohockey - Canadian variation of beer pong. I am inventor of this. I am drunk. I am Canadian.
I've lurked for 3 years. I've got a full bottle of wine, half a box of girlscout cookies, I'm drunk, and I made an imgur account
When mom catches me and my buddy making food at 7 am, and it's obvious we're still drunk.
This game is called "drunk waiter" and overall looks like good fun
If this gets 2 likes i'll get drunk on my porch and probably go watch cartoons then get more drunk and fall asleep (That's a vase of beer... cups are amateur)
When my sober friend is trying to take my drunk ass home and I can't take anything I do seriously.
MRW I hear a drunk girl at a party say she just got out of a long term relationship
When you're ready to leave the club but your friend is drunk and just getting started.
MRW my drunk boss tries the flirt with my girlfriend right in front of me.
MRW my kid brother and his friends think they're getting drunk off the Virgin Margaritas I made them..
My "straight" friend said this gem after getting drunk and hooking up with another dude.
Drunk at Oktoberfest? No problem! Bavarian Leprechauns will carry you safely back home!
Knocked out drunk guy misses chance to meet Dave Grohl and John Paul Jones
Got blackout drunk last night...my girlfriend helped me remember what happened.
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
3 years ago, happy drunk, I thought I met Jake Gyllenhaal… I'm now 90% sure I didn't.
When you get drunk for the first time with your friends
MRW I want to lead my army to battle but I'm too drunk
MRW my roommate came home drunk after missing for a (few)week(s)
Got so drunk that I blacked out, when I woke up this morning I was on a different campus, in some girls dorm room and now they are making me coffee and pancakes
We enlarged a photo of a drunk friend. He's not as happy as us.
MRW I wake up after a long night of drinking games and realize I'm still drunk.
Drunk. Got the dominos guy to buy me McDonalds in the special instructions section
I'm still drunk as shit. Here's another 1.5 red pandas. Look at them. Push up arrow. Or down arrow. Do what you want. Obviously I want upvotes because each increase in the score makes my penis a bit harder until it flies off and wizzes around the room.
MRW I realize I posted something really stupid while drunk
MRW: I walk in and see my drunk friends making out...with each others wives
MRW I'm drunk on Imgur and all the photos aren't funny AT ALL and I realize I was just going through my profile pictures on FB
When you and your friends are drunk as fuck at the club and notice another group equally as drunk
