My first paycheck as a Doctor!
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πŸ‘€︎ @Vesane
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2017
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So my dad got his hip replaced and had the doctor save it so he could turn it into a cane
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2015
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Thought I was being mugged
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πŸ‘€︎ @gobshitecodger
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2016
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16 Reasons I Won't Become a Doctor
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πŸ‘€︎ @DJGnarly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2014
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When your doctor asks if you are sexually active and you are dating his daughter
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2015
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So Benedict Cumberbatch walked into a comic book store dressed as Doctor Strange
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πŸ‘€︎ @waggerwagger
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2016
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not a doctor but a vegan
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πŸ‘€︎ @bjexter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2015
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.....
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πŸ“…︎ May 28 2015
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My short Doctor be checking my balls like...
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2014
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MRW the doctor tell us my daughter is cancer free.
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πŸ‘€︎ @BullyGoat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2016
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Thank you doctor!
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πŸ‘€︎ @Jackomatic
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2013
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MRW I watch Doctor Who and see something new
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πŸ‘€︎ @wolfsbane3083
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2014
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Stupid Doctor!
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πŸ‘€︎ @iamaseveredhead
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2016
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TMW United Airlines needs a bed for the doctor they assaulted, but there's no volunteers willing to give up their spot in the ER
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πŸ‘€︎ @SpOnGeBiRb
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2017
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Because I'm a fucking lady
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2016
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I'm no Doctor but I think it's a little too late to help Joseph.
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2014
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Doctor My Son is Slow
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πŸ‘€︎ @Samuel98
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2016
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When your doctor asks if you are sexually active and you are dating his daughter
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πŸ‘€︎ @ChaoticScholar
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2016
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Doctor Visit
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πŸ‘€︎ @wellIlost
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2015
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It all reminds me of a story I once heard:
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πŸ‘€︎ @jaijaikali
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2014
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But doctor...
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πŸ‘€︎ @Myshaele
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2014
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Thank you doctor!
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πŸ‘€︎ @rawdog
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2014
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MRW the doctor reaches into my wife, breaks my soon-to-be-born son's arm and pulls him straight from birth canal to cpr-table
πŸ‘︎ 8k
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2015
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As an ear doctor
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πŸ‘€︎ @inchwide
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2014
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When I'm a doctor on a United Airlines flight and they pick me to be a "volunteer"
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πŸ‘€︎ @bigj76
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2017
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87 year old woman from Texas completes "Fun Run For Cancer" in honor of her son. She had a police escort and her doctor followed her in a golf cart.
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2013
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I think I might become a Doctor
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2015
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Watching Doctor Who when suddenly…
πŸ‘︎ 8k
πŸ‘€︎ @bauel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2015
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Doctor Husky, we're losing the patient!
πŸ‘︎ 8k
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2014
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MRW as a woman, my Doctor tells me I'm allergic to estrogen..I'm literally allergic to being a woman
πŸ‘︎ 8k
πŸ‘€︎ @jenklk2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2014
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Should I see a doctor?
πŸ‘︎ 8k
πŸ‘€︎ @Possiblyaduck
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2015
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It's okay, my mom is a doctor.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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MRW i'm getting a prostate exam and the doctor says "Oops"
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πŸ‘€︎ @Sobelwski
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2015
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My wife tested positive for "human", doctor says she has 9 months. Best cake day ever!
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πŸ‘€︎ @Ghost0211
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2015
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We've never made it this far before, the doctor says this one is going to make it!
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2016
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When you don’t have insurance or enough money to see a doctor
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2015
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Mom i'm feeling sick, take me to the doctor
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2014
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My doctor said: "You kinda look like that guy on the wall over there!"...
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2013
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A message from a doctor.
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πŸ‘€︎ @TheTiredBunny
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2015
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With all the controversy lately.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2014
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Would love to see this man as the 12th Doctor.
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πŸ‘€︎ @CosmicPube
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2013
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My 73yr old mother broke her hand in two places. The Doctor was shocked she wasn't crying in pain, her response "I've had seven kids and I'm a Cubs fan this is nothing."
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2014
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the doctor is in
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πŸ‘€︎ @amomaxia
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2017
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