Doctor Memes

My first paycheck as a Doctor!

So my dad got his hip replaced and had the doctor save it so he could turn it into a cane

Thought I was being mugged

16 Reasons I Won't Become a Doctor

When your doctor asks if you are sexually active and you are dating his daughter

So Benedict Cumberbatch walked into a comic book store dressed as Doctor Strange

not a doctor but a vegan

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My short Doctor be checking my balls like...

MRW the doctor tell us my daughter is cancer free.

Thank you doctor!

MRW I watch Doctor Who and see something new

Stupid Doctor!

TMW United Airlines needs a bed for the doctor they assaulted, but there's no volunteers willing to give up their spot in the ER

Because I'm a fucking lady

I'm no Doctor but I think it's a little too late to help Joseph.

Doctor My Son is Slow

When your doctor asks if you are sexually active and you are dating his daughter

Doctor Visit

It all reminds me of a story I once heard:

But doctor...

Thank you doctor!

MRW the doctor reaches into my wife, breaks my soon-to-be-born son's arm and pulls him straight from birth canal to cpr-table

As an ear doctor

When I'm a doctor on a United Airlines flight and they pick me to be a "volunteer"

87 year old woman from Texas completes "Fun Run For Cancer" in honor of her son. She had a police escort and her doctor followed her in a golf cart.

I think I might become a Doctor

Watching Doctor Who when suddenly…

Doctor Husky, we're losing the patient!

MRW as a woman, my Doctor tells me I'm allergic to estrogen..I'm literally allergic to being a woman

Should I see a doctor?

It's okay, my mom is a doctor.

MRW i'm getting a prostate exam and the doctor says "Oops"

My wife tested positive for "human", doctor says she has 9 months. Best cake day ever!

We've never made it this far before, the doctor says this one is going to make it!

When you don’t have insurance or enough money to see a doctor

Mom i'm feeling sick, take me to the doctor

My doctor said: "You kinda look like that guy on the wall over there!"...

A message from a doctor.

With all the controversy lately.

Would love to see this man as the 12th Doctor.

My 73yr old mother broke her hand in two places. The Doctor was shocked she wasn't crying in pain, her response "I've had seven kids and I'm a Cubs fan this is nothing."

the doctor is in