I wish a strange woman lying in a pond would distribute him a sword.
Bride and groom distribute food to 4,000 refugees on their wedding day
Definitely going to print a few of these to distribute to the family over the holidays
When you got a business meeting at 10, but gotta distribute freedom at noon
ESPN equips craft to distribute free hot dogs to fans on the water
We all have power, now we must distribute it among the masses!
The asshole in the pink hair pretending to be a gay atheist to distribute anti-gay messages hidden in condoms (at Pride),
When the the joke wasn't funny the first time, so you tell it again.
Working at a dry cleaner today. These are the controls on the machine.
This is a cicada killer, which are apparently not aggressive toward people.
Not the best slogan to distribute on a college campus, Nutella.
MRW my insanely hot math teacher talks about using the Distribute Property (DP)
These unborn mockingbirds have lost their mother, as she was eaten by a hawk within a few yards of the nest.
"Sony Pictures will continue to finance, distribute, own and have final creative control of the Spider-Man films."
"What are the charges, officer?" "Possession of catnip, with intent to distribute. "
I made an account to post this and distribute up votes
World's last surviving Polar Bear busted for possession with intent to distribute; PETA outraged.
"Yeah, I'm doin' time for possession with intent to distribute....you wanna buy some drugs?"
Children distribute socialist leaflets during a New York Streetcar Drivers strike in September 1916.
Accidentally stepped on this roach at a restaurant. He's in a better place now.
The mother who laid these eggs was eaten by a hawk about 20 feet from the nest.
