Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to dispense tape
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πŸ‘€︎ @glassgiant
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2016
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Seriously. I always tried to be the good cop in the power structure, but if I see you doing this, you're toast.Β 
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πŸ‘€︎ @Tiger
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2017
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The vending machine guy quit last week, left his bag of stuff and all his keys, but before he did he set the machine to dispense everything free. I've had about 30 free hot chocolates.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2015
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My university is replacing traditional door handle with these quite unconventional ones, they dispense alcohol gel to limit the spread of bacteria.
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2014
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I made my light switch dispense potatoes
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πŸ‘€︎ @sheepfilms
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2017
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Dreams are how my imagination communicates with me.
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πŸ‘€︎ @ZuluQuebec
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2015
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Genetically enhanced retriever can dispense tater tots on command
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2015
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So can we dispense with the β€œthe rich will have to pay for everything” bullshit.
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πŸ‘€︎ @starkart
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2016
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I feel this is only unpopular because its not thought about.
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πŸ‘€︎ @ItWasCool
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2015
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The correct way to dispense toilet paper...
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πŸ‘€︎ @catsinsinks
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2014
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This pub has beer tap to dispense soap
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πŸ‘€︎ @BenedictRoberts
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2014
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How quickly could you dispense the batter for 50 baby sponge cakes without spilling any?
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2014
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Me when I see karma dispense its sweet justice
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πŸ‘€︎ @notenoughfoodporn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2015
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MR when the vending machine takes my money, but doesn't dispense the goods.
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πŸ‘€︎ @ImAlanPartridge
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2015
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An udder-ly odd way to dispense condiments
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2013
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A New and Easier Way to Dispense Ketchup
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πŸ‘€︎ @poop1996
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2013
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TIL how to dispense a tic tac
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πŸ‘€︎ @ohwhatdave
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2015
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MRW the vending machine doesn't dispense my candy
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πŸ‘€︎ @IDoAllMyOwnStunts
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2014
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Couldn't think of a better way to dispense the coffee??
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πŸ‘€︎ @bearsandgravy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2015
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I love to dispense indiscriminate justice
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πŸ‘€︎ @dixiechick
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2014
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santa is a chocolate dick that dispense gifts, no wonder women love him.
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πŸ‘€︎ @blatantly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2014
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A helicopter and some patriots dispense sweet, sweet freedom
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πŸ‘€︎ @imguryousuck
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2014
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At least it didn't dispense coins.
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πŸ‘€︎ @tlongpine
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2013
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they should make more ATMs that dispense delicacies
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πŸ‘€︎ @thebravemagikarp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2014
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MRW my roommate asks why I'm eating Ravioli for breakfast after waking up at 1pm
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πŸ‘€︎ @shutupslave
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2015
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God is about to dispense some holy justice upon southern Alberta with his mighty Penis Cloud of Destruction
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πŸ‘€︎ @radivel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2015
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my work had a party and needed something to dispense soda
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πŸ‘€︎ @bornagain777
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2015
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You can dispense with the caroling
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πŸ‘€︎ @Koogs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2014
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For $300, it'd better dispense blowjobs and ice cream sandwiches.
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πŸ‘€︎ @monkeyhumper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2013
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How to dispense the cream
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πŸ‘€︎ @Mech0T1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2014
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I am using this image for every downvote I dispense..
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πŸ“…︎ May 03 2017
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It Ain't Gonna Dispense Itself
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πŸ‘€︎ @jongisaurus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2016
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Oh good, 'cause I've got all that extra tape I need to dispense..
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πŸ‘€︎ @celticbelle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2012
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Does anyone else half expect weirwood trees to dispense yogurt fruit snacks?
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πŸ‘€︎ @moonbus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2017
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Justice ain't gonna dispense itself.
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πŸ‘€︎ @33KA
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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