My wife took our cat to the vets, & my son told the vet his toy dinosaur was feeling poorly so the vet gave it an xray....
buddy of mine came across this dinosaur in the woods the other day
We all know Pope Francis is part dinosaur, but did you know he's also magic?
MRW My cousin said that God put dinosaur bones to test true believers.
MRW a 36 year-old family friend from Alabama says he believes dinosaur bones are a CIA conspiracy.
My mom made the kids dinosaur tails for Christmas but they don't fit around adult waists...
I went and bought him the most expensive thing in the gift shop afterwards.
And then things got pretty dark on the dinosaur cartoon my kids watch.
My morning walk was interrupted by a freaking dinosaur
MRW I ask my nephew what movie he's most excited to see this weekend and he tells me "The Good Dinosaur"
Dinosaur spotted at music festival absolutely killing it.
My girlfriend's son likes to wear costumes. Sometimes more than one. One afternoon he fell asleep at the kitchen table and we get a dragon choking on a dinosaur.
Baby dinosaur skeleton was found. It is so intact that scientists can tell how it died.
My wife got me a dinosaur bone and meteorite wedding band
Lost a bet and had to go through airport security dressed as a dinosaur (TSA said I looked cute)
PsBattle: Hotel in Japan uses dinosaur robots at reception.
I work at a toy store. I had to reset the dinosaur section today.
Came home from my girlfriend's place to see my brother in a dinosaur onesie, watching a dinosaur movie.
Almost ran over this dinosaur, I picked it up and returned him back to creek but first I had to take a selfie.
Dinosaur supervisor.
My nephew has a toy dinosaur which we call "sneaky dinosaur" because he looks rather f****** sneaky.
300ft high wall in Bolivia found with over 5000 dinosaur footprints, in over 462 discreet trails
Upvotes for all because I got goooooooood news! :D (and its a dinosaur skipping rope ehehe!)
This is the African Pangolin (still alive today). Its front claws are too big to walk on and are used primarily for digging for insects. It looks like a dinosaur!!
I asked them to make a dinosaur in the pepperoni. They had other ideas.
The day I removed a toy dinosaur from a woman's vagina
My sister made this dinosaur in her class, here is a first look at the elusive E. Rectus.
Flying on an airplane with my 3 year old son. He kept talking about his toy dinosaur playing with a whale. I was so confused until he showed me the whale. I miss my childhood.
My brother found a dinosaur while digging up his garden.
When I stopped my daughter from brushing a tree root with her hairbrush, but then she said she was "exhivating" dinosaur bones
I asked the hostess to draw Bender riding a dinosaur. Was not disappointed.
200 million year old fossilized dinosaur footprint in Arizona
Today I picked up the most iconic firearm of my childhood. Dinosaur repellent.
We have a dinosaur as well at our college. Here he is dressed up as the Batman.
MFW I'm eating jello and I see a dinosaur
Drunk guys vandalise an amusement park and put fake dinosaur in the middle of a busy road. Isle of Wight England.
Had a student tell me he was going to have a dinosaur crush my car because I failed him on an exam....
This is what I see today.
MRW My cousin said that God put dinosaur bones to test true believers.
For my birthday my girlfriend made reservations at one of the top French restaurants in Toronto, and in the "special requests" box she wrote "please fold a napkin into the shape of a dinosaur". This showed up as a centerpiece along with the main course.
