Roommate just knocked on my door and woke me up. "Hey bro, can I wipe in your bathroom? A squirrel just came out of the sewer mid deuce and smacked me in the balls, I'm not going back in there." Poop Squirrel was stuck like this for a while before we fin
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📅︎ Nov 12 2012
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When you take that 'Once in a lifetime' Deuce
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📅︎ Feb 02 2016
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Rupert! What the deuce?!
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👤︎ @astralboy15
📅︎ Dec 12 2015
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Every time I try to drop a deuce...
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📅︎ Nov 18 2011
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When you drop a heavy deuce and see it as you stand up.
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👤︎ @keykilla
📅︎ Aug 31 2015
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I don't know what you people want so here's a baby dropping a deuce while spinning on a record player.  
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📅︎ May 15 2017
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When your adorable new kitten drops a deuce for the first time and you find out that motherfucker's anus is working some dark Satanic stank magic.
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👤︎ @RoseNoot
📅︎ Oct 20 2015
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Trying to quietly drop a deuce at 2AM
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📅︎ May 30 2015
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MRW my SO leaves so I can do a massive deuce.
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📅︎ Mar 11 2016
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What the deuce?!
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👤︎ @president
📅︎ Jun 06 2013
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If it wasn't for that unfortunate deuce, he would've slept with kim too.
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📅︎ Feb 13 2015
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Nice! Deuce
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👤︎ @shuffles
📅︎ Feb 27 2014
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MRW I look into the toilet after dropping a huge deuce.
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👤︎ @bufellow
📅︎ Mar 25 2013
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MRW when I only need to wipe once after dropping a deuce
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📅︎ Nov 22 2014
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What the Deuce!
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👤︎ @napsmear
📅︎ Sep 28 2015
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MRW Im taking a deuce and im not sure if im done yet
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👤︎ @BllackViper
📅︎ Mar 29 2016
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What the deuce ???
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📅︎ Jun 18 2013
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Went to the bathroom to drop a deuce, got caught up in usersub, completely forgot about the rice a roni I was simmering on the stove.
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📅︎ Nov 05 2014
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GRENADE DEUCE
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📅︎ Dec 31 2015
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Deuce is one of the happiest dogs I know
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👤︎ @mabbs
📅︎ Jan 18 2013
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Heard a noise in the tub while dropping a deuce, pulled back the curtain and saw this guy.
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👤︎ @LAVoyeur
📅︎ Feb 05 2013
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So after her breakfast and morning deuce my cat spends her day this way
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📅︎ Apr 20 2013
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Ford's new Deuce Coupe
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📅︎ Jan 20 2014
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My new Deuce and a half
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👤︎ @slickshadow
📅︎ Feb 05 2015
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Man's Best Friend = "No, I don't mind waiting here with you until you finish your deuce." More than the wife would ever say.
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👤︎ @svk7
📅︎ May 08 2014
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MRW you're droppin a deuce and your b-hole gets splashed.
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📅︎ Sep 02 2014
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As a new cat owner, this is my life every morning when the little one likes to take its morning deuce at 5AM.
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📅︎ Nov 07 2013
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Me walking out of a bar's bathroom after dropping a deuce.
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📅︎ Apr 12 2013
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Kim Jong-Deuce
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👤︎ @NeanDerrtel
📅︎ May 01 2014
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MRW I have to drop a deuce and realize I'm nowhere near a bathroom.
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📅︎ Jun 05 2014
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After a long night of drinking, my friends buddy passed out...mid-deuce
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📅︎ Feb 08 2014
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What the deuce?!
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📅︎ Jun 18 2013
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Found some interesting facts about Uranus while taking a deuce.
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📅︎ Oct 29 2015
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MRW I drop a macro deuce at a friend's house confident it didn't do any damage
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👤︎ @yamdog
📅︎ Sep 24 2014
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Deuce Equis
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📅︎ Feb 18 2016
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MRW I remember the ghost chili I chewed on while I'm dropping a deuce
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👤︎ @hamburg4u
📅︎ Nov 20 2014
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Deuce Equis
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📅︎ Nov 23 2013
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Wow what a deuce
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👤︎ @Hicks98
📅︎ Mar 07 2014
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That looks like a lady in a skirt dropping a deuce. But seriously, if you haven't check out Epic Rap Battles of History
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📅︎ Apr 25 2013
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MRW I'm dropping a deuce and the water splashes where it shouldn't
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📅︎ Sep 01 2014
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