A few minutes ago, I ran outside to take a picture. My daughter chased after me. I told her to go back inside because she was in her pajamas and didn't have any shoes on. She didn't listen. I'm glad she didn't listen.
My daughter thought this was her. Bonus: My son in the background.
Our daughter is NOT OK with going back to school....
When my daughter asks why she can't wear things she thinks are "cool", I show her this photo from my freshmen year in highschool.
My dad, a racist hillbilly, told me he didn't want anything to do with my biracial daughter when I was pregnant. Here he is painting her toenails on her 3rd birthday. Proof people can change.
Man finds out his daughter is pregnant. He played it cool until he thought no one was watching
Larry David takes his daughter to tour every Civil War battlefield
My young daughter told me this joke. What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
MRW I ask my daughter what she wants for Christmas and she says, "A doll.".
My daughter took her own life, we donated her body, her death made life possible, for 3 others.
At that moment she knew her daughter was a hoe.
Italian MEP Licia Ronzulli is known for often bringing her daughter to work with her.
My daughter is currently pulling a D- in math. This is her phone.
When my daughter said, "It's weird that there are two kinds of chicken: the chicken that's an animal, and the chicken we eat."
My daughter and I are ready to terrorize the neighborhood again this Halloween.
My daughter was born at 2am today. And she gave us the OK
Tried to do a face swap with my infant daughter
Check out this awesome snake costume my wife made for our daughter.
My wife wanted to make sure that someone took a picture of the expression on our faces when our daughter was born today. So I took one.
When your daughter has a cooler ride that you
MRW my daughter says AC/DC is crap and tries to change the music to Justin Beiber
My friend's daughter had "crazy hair day" at school today.
Navy father surprises daughter
Wheelchair bound father took months of physio so he could walk his daughter down the aisle
Dad Level Expert. 1 handed baseball catch while holding daughter and food.
My 7 yr old daughter asked for fingerless gloves with flowers on them. Grandma delivered.
My daughter and I are ready for Halloween... or the Apocalypse
Step-daughter with negligent bio-dad called me daddy today. I said, nope, I'm 'mitchy'. Shook her head & said "No. You're daddy"
My daughter said she was scared of the monster she drew. I asked, "Well, why did you draw it then?" She said, "Because he asked me to."
Dealing with bitchy daughter
When your doctor asks if you are sexually active and you are dating his daughter
Adel Termos, the hero who tackled the suicide bomber before detonation. His Daughter is still alive contrary to what most people believe.
Dad surprises daughter by walking her down the aisle at her wedding
His wife died 20 years ago and he has been asking his daughter since she got married when they were having kids.
Mark Ruffalo about taking his daughter to preschool.
MRW my 21 year old step-daughter, after over a decade, thanks me for being her 'real father'
I'm a single father. My favorite color is green. And my daughter knows when I've had a hard day at work.
Reese Witherspoon and her doppelgänger daughter
They think they are clever and smart, but they are dumb as bricks.
Jeremy Clarkson's daughter tweeted this
My 92 year old grandmother meeting my 2 day old daughter for the first time. Life comes and goes, but it's always beautiful.
When my wife leaves me home alone with our 6 month old daughter (aka "the bean")
My daughter is 13, an Imgurian, and an aspiring artist.
Daughter passed a milestone today
Angry grandad perks up when unexpectedly reunited with his daughter after 10 years, and meets his grandkids for the first time
My daughter is fascinated with beards, and my mother is talented with crochet. So naturally.....
How a Scottish Father handles the boyfriend conversation with his daughter
My Cousin dropped her daughter off at summer camp a few days ago. This is the first letter she sent home.
My daughter found a fossil in our yard and wrapped it for me as a Christmas present!
Mom shoots half court shot to win daughter half-priced tuition
Adam Savage with my daughter in our annual metaphoto (7 years in)
Dealing with bitchy daughter
My friend's daughter makes a terrifying Joker
This is actually an eerily accurate depiction of me and my daughter.
My daughter dressed as Arya Starkin her wheelchair I converted to The Iron Throne
Out for Mother's Day brunch today with our one year old daughter, when we received our bill.
Daughter surprises her step dad with adoption papers on his birthday
MRW my daughter tells me her boyfriend did something bad to her.
When I heard my daughter explaining Star Wars to her friend
MRW the doctor tell us my daughter is cancer free.
Took my daughter to the petting zoo today...or should I say, pillow zoo
MRW: I find out my daughter had a guest speaker from game developer Bethesda (Skyrim/fallout) and parents were not allowed to attend
My daughter asked why I had "Dr. Dre playing cards"
My daughter chasing paper boats in the rain.
Got gpa a belly dancer for 60th bday. Brought the same girl back for his 90th and she brought her daughter
Her dad was upset that he couldn’t see his daughter on her prom day so she decided to surprise him..
I set up a lock screen app that takes a photo if you put the password in wrong trying to catch my daughter on my phone. I've only caught myself so far mostly first thing in the morning.
My daughter is at work with me today and demanded that I upload this for her.
Dad adapts to having daughter
When daycare, completely seriously, asks my friend to answer stupid questions on behalf of his 11 month old daughter, it is inevitable that stupid answers is what they'll receive.
Photoshop Request: My daughter recently passed away after a long battle in the children's hospital. Since she was in the hospital her whole life we never were able to get a photo without all her tubes. Can someone remove the tubes from this photo?
My GF daughter said I'm her dad!
My daughter was a marionette for Halloween. Now I'm afraid to sleep.
MRW I find out my daughter is dating a guy named Dan whose dad recently got a new toaster.
I am so goddamn proud right now.
This Dad is A Hero, Dad Creates Beeping Easter Eggs For Blind Daughter To Hunt
Cute daughter bring drinking water to her dad
My daughter asked me to check over her homework. She's 7. I've never been prouder.
Going, going, GONE. My daughter and me at the beach.