"Sir, you've got a child in the car with no child seat."
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📅︎ May 05 2017
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When my brother was born in 1985, my mother purchased two identical teddy bears. The one on the left has been my brother's for 30 years, the one on the right has been kept in storage for my brother's first child who was born today.
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📅︎ May 21 2015
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"What makes you think that I treat my dog like a child???"
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👤︎ @Janedoe783
📅︎ Apr 20 2015
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Save it for when you feel like a fancy adult-child.
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👤︎ @wherp368
📅︎ Oct 10 2015
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We did our duty. Let no man, woman, or child suggest otherwise.
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📅︎ Apr 27 2015
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Police officer distracts child whose family was in horrific accident where father died.
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👤︎ @glt23
📅︎ Jun 19 2015
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MRW I'm at work and realise the lady who told her child to "ask the handsome man for help" was referring to me.
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📅︎ Oct 24 2014
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How child bearing hips work
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👤︎ @yngkmd
📅︎ May 13 2015
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A child was off sick from school for a while, his welcome back was amazing...
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👤︎ @Senate59
📅︎ Aug 11 2016
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MRW I'm at work and realise the lady who told her child to "ask the handsome man for help" was referring to me.
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👤︎ @Jssu
📅︎ Nov 01 2015
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Bless this child
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📅︎ Jan 31 2015
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thats just unfair
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👤︎ @Bromanov91
📅︎ Oct 22 2014
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As a single child, reason no. 1 why I always wanted a sibling.
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👤︎ @TheVagab0nd
📅︎ Jun 08 2015
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Child abuse
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👤︎ @TalTallon
📅︎ Dec 17 2014
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A confession written in Inc
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📅︎ Jan 22 2015
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Syrian child saves sister from gunman
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👤︎ @Chamale
📅︎ Nov 11 2014
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Bikers Against Child Abuse make abuse victims feel safe, "If you're afraid, you call us. Whenever you need us, we will be here."
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👤︎ @nohltoli
📅︎ Mar 27 2013
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This is how the Mississippi State baseball coach found out the gender of his child. 
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📅︎ Feb 10 2017
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My wife, sister-in-law, and mother-in-law are completely indiscernible from behind in the morning. Adopted Guatemalan child thrown in for scale.
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📅︎ Nov 09 2014
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ALL HAIL GNOME CHILD
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👤︎ @CarlWheezr
📅︎ Jun 02 2015
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Never assume that the things you create as a child will not be used when you are an adult
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📅︎ Jun 30 2015
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the inner child in me enjoyed this and felt it needed to be here
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👤︎ @BallzBalun
📅︎ May 02 2015
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If your child was born today...
👍︎ 12k
📅︎ Apr 16 2014
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I swear by the Old Gods and the New, this is the kind of child I want.
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📅︎ Dec 30 2016
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Child LED suit
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👤︎ @oPHILcial
📅︎ Oct 23 2013
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I can't even...public shaming a young child
👍︎ 12k
👤︎ @TheFeralDog
📅︎ Feb 28 2015
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I want the best for my child.
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📅︎ May 19 2014
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A parents greatest achievement is when their child comes out better than they ever were
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👤︎ @ke12
📅︎ Jul 31 2015
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As a Father who recently got my second child and a wife still recovering from the C-section, this hits home...
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👤︎ @Droo13
📅︎ Jan 13 2015
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I'm 3 months pregnant with our first child, and today my husband bought this book 'to get some tips'
👍︎ 8k
📅︎ Jul 25 2015
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Can you watch my child for two seconds?
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📅︎ Nov 04 2015
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No different than a human child
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👤︎ @holdenwook
📅︎ Mar 31 2014
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Summer child.
👍︎ 11k
📅︎ May 04 2014
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I looked like a middle aged man when I was a child.
👍︎ 8k
📅︎ Feb 12 2015
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MRW I go to the wrong child predator convention
👍︎ 10k
📅︎ Mar 10 2015
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A child will not be denied.
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📅︎ Dec 07 2015
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I need a child
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📅︎ Mar 08 2015
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My wife threatened to divorce me if I ever did this but I do it anyway for the safety of our child. (re: vaccinations)
👍︎ 10k
📅︎ Dec 02 2013
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Hockey ref breaks up fight, scolds player like a child
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📅︎ Jan 28 2016
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A Syrian child wept in terror when she mistook an aid worker's camera for a gun and thought he was trying to shoot her when he took her photo
👍︎ 10k
📅︎ Apr 04 2015
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I now understand the nature of my parents, when I was a child.
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👤︎ @kevted
📅︎ Apr 27 2015
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This is a letter Robin Williams wrote to the school of his child co-star, after she was expelled for missing class to film Mrs. Doubtfire.
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👤︎ @ShempHoward
📅︎ Sep 27 2015
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This Bus Driver Saves a 5 Year Old Child From the Cold.
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👤︎ @DaFunOne
📅︎ Mar 18 2017
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World Chess Champion Magnus Carlsen secretly plays against hustler via a child
👍︎ 9k
📅︎ Jan 05 2017
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When people insist on posting an overused gif of me as a child actor
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👤︎ @FlyHater
📅︎ May 24 2014
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Silverback Gorilla attempts to comfort a child that has fallen into his enclosure.
👍︎ 8k
👤︎ @Loopdeloops
📅︎ Sep 18 2015
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Child cook.
👍︎ 10k
📅︎ Dec 30 2014
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My brother pays $15,000/yr/child to send his kids to private school - this is the Grade1 homework from last week.
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👤︎ @Logun0
📅︎ Sep 15 2015
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I met a girl last summer who claimed to be a decent painter. After doing some research, I discovered she's actually a child prodigy in both art and poetry. Here's one of her most recent paintings.
👍︎ 8k
📅︎ Apr 08 2014
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Having the sex talk with your child.
👍︎ 8k
📅︎ Nov 18 2013
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This is my problem with prescribing Adderall to every child that shows symptoms of being... a child.
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👤︎ @mariaaah
📅︎ Jan 30 2015
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My friend had portrait taken w/ a vacuum cleaner when he was a child...
👍︎ 7k
📅︎ Aug 29 2016
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Child, I think you're confused
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👤︎ @mpififunny
📅︎ Aug 12 2014
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When I was a child, I was read a statistic stating that as an African American male, I was least likely to attend college.
👍︎ 9k
👤︎ @Riyakou
📅︎ May 03 2015
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This poor terrified child
👍︎ 7k
📅︎ Apr 06 2016
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She was bullied as a child because of her vitiligo; now she's a model
👍︎ 8k
📅︎ Aug 17 2014
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The moment you realize you're not the favorite child
👍︎ 7k
📅︎ Apr 28 2015
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I was a very photogenic child
👍︎ 6k
📅︎ Feb 10 2015
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"what's the best thing you've heard a child say?"
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📅︎ Oct 31 2015
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#babiesequalmagicknowledge
👍︎ 9k
📅︎ Aug 12 2015
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I have come for the child.
👍︎ 9k
📅︎ Apr 03 2015
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Child Support laws are overly punitive with minimal burden of proof
👍︎ 9k
📅︎ Nov 05 2015
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Rare photo of Putin absorbing the life force of an innocent child
👍︎ 8k
📅︎ Aug 29 2014
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Never judge a predator by its mask.
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👤︎ @Gotham3
📅︎ Jul 28 2014
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Man was paid $2,500 to conceive a child with his neighbour's beauty queen wife, but failed after 3 months trying. Only the story doesn't end there...
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👤︎ @tatumbantam
📅︎ Nov 29 2014
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child deathgrip
👍︎ 8k
📅︎ Jul 26 2014
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I saw a squirrel on a power line today and reminded me of how dumb I was as a child.
👍︎ 8k
📅︎ Dec 27 2014
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So this guy came in to work to see a sick child... He didn't have any media and was genuinely a nice guy
👍︎ 8k
👤︎ @MrWall
📅︎ May 01 2015
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U.S. Air Force Pararescueman's reaction when he learns the child he rescued survived
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📅︎ Sep 27 2015
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this is child abuse
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📅︎ Dec 13 2015
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welcome to the world
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📅︎ Jan 31 2015
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Every dog deserves a child, every child deserves a dog!
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👤︎ @Thund3rbolt
📅︎ Nov 17 2013
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Take your child to work day.
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👤︎ @106217
📅︎ Sep 26 2015
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All I wanted was to fit in
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📅︎ Feb 01 2015
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Petre Mshvenieradze, Georgian water polo player and a child scarred for life
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👤︎ @jakealc
📅︎ Nov 05 2014
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When A Child Tells You They've Been Sexually Abused
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📅︎ Jul 24 2015
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Saw this on Facebook. if it's a repost please downvote and take my first born child as punishment
👍︎ 8k
📅︎ Dec 03 2015
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How I felt as a child
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📅︎ Nov 22 2014
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You planted that child on me
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📅︎ Sep 16 2014
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Six Flag Ripped Off My Child
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👤︎ @Wooslini
📅︎ Mar 13 2017
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What the trust of a child looks like.
👍︎ 6k
📅︎ Oct 12 2015
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Happy birthday my child. Have a blast.
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👤︎ @Gotham3
📅︎ Dec 29 2015
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As a child, I never picked up on the insightfulness of The Addams Family
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👤︎ @jgd1984
📅︎ Jun 12 2013
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MRW I find out my child has a pre-existing condition
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📅︎ May 05 2017
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As a child I liked fountains more than being photographed
👍︎ 7k
📅︎ Aug 16 2015
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"Sir, you've got a child in the car with no child seat."
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👤︎ @Dipalers
📅︎ May 22 2017
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How my friend showed they are having another child
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📅︎ Jun 03 2014
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I don't have anything against abortion rights, but with child support it can be one sided.
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👤︎ @fredjoe124
📅︎ Aug 22 2014
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the moment he realized he was now the middle child
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📅︎ May 24 2013
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My wife sent this to me after explaining that our growing child is now the size of a banana
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👤︎ @MrCheeks
📅︎ Jan 27 2014
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