When you talk up your skills and they call you on your bluff
So I gave my friend a drawing (if you could even call it a drawing) and a description of a scenery I was imagining and asked him if he could draw something similar and make it look more realistic. This is what he came up with.
I got bored and turned on the motion detection on our nanny cam and set it email my wife while she's at work tonight. Then I dressed up in an old Halloween mask and set my plan into motion. My ear is still bleeding from her phone call. But yet I can't wai
We call him Batman, he shows up when and wherever he wants.
We thought we were going to get away with it.
This homeless man found a bunch of my wife's stolen property strewn all over downtown Tulsa. He took the time to gather it all up in the rain and call us for retrieval. I just want to recognize him as an awesome human being.
Got a call from my family, pick up and see this.
Last night was full of anger, frustration, sadness, and a huge wake up call.
I just had to say it finally.
My family recently had a wake up call.
That must have been some wake up call
4 years ago my dog ran away. Today I got a call from a local shelter saying they found him. I just picked him up!!
Speaking of the BCPD, this Officer responded to a "vicious Pit-Bull" call and this is what he encountered... he ended up adopting him. Story in comments.
My buddy wins Fathers Day today. - "I woke up today with a missed call from my mom and about 15 tags to beat the cheerio stack record. 10 hours later it has been broken"
Today I woke up to a call from my Chief of Police personally thanking me
Fuck me up the arse and call me Darth...
Dont downvote. Just continue on if this doesnt apply to you. You may end up saving a life.
This guy just randomly showed up at my house one day and now we're bros. I call him OJ.
I work at a burger joint where customers fill out their order on a ticket and they put their name on it. When the food comes out we call the name on the ticket. Almost slipped up on Curt's order today.
If there's a HUGE fuck up, Call Todd
Went to the pound to adopt a grey cat and call him Elvis. Ended up with this colorful nightmare called Penny.
This guy in my town shows up to every police call dressed as batman
MRW guys call me goody two shoes & end up losing interest
Batman gives Superman a wake up call
The officer technically couldn't give me a ticket...
They were closed today, but saved me a phone call [FIXED]
Never thought I'd get a wake up call from a cartoon.
When someone insults your girl and then you call the squad to mess him up
The first call was for sexy time...
No guarantees that he'll pick up even if you do call him.
Finally someone you can call when your wife won't get up and make you one.............
I printed these up and posted them around town, got a call from the police later.
Met this guy yesterday, A true GGG
Breaking up with Comcast made easy!
had some computer problems recently. this gif pretty much sums up my phone call to Microsoft.