When you bathe in the blood of your human sacrifice to summon a dark Lord of the Underworld, but can't get that Elton John song out of your head.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2016
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MFW I wake up after a night out and there is blood on my shirt and american coins in my wallet.. (I live in Scotland)
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πŸ‘€︎ @theallbran
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2014
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In Florida, gay people are not allowed to donate blood. If they find out you are gay, you are banned for life from donating.
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πŸ‘€︎ @TheInfamousWolf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2014
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The whole family knows it's what she wants anyway.
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πŸ‘€︎ @baconpieguy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2015
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what y'all think memes are
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πŸ‘€︎ @bluedeanie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2016
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I heard it's good to leave a little mystery in a relationship
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πŸ‘€︎ @crickeybug
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2015
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Clean underwear is the best
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πŸ‘€︎ @Setsuni
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2015
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I ran over my brother's dog's head with a car, as I was pulling out of the driveway.
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πŸ‘€︎ @TragicTurtle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2014
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This happened today, I was excited until I realized I shouldn't really go show people
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πŸ‘€︎ @amaloui
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2015
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Had to stop myself from laughing out loud
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πŸ‘€︎ @TheBootyJuice
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2015
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My first tattoo. Wolf with blood moon. Done by Ben Ochoa out of Black Anchor Collective in Hesperia,CA.
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2016
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MRW I find out my Dad has too much iron in his blood
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πŸ‘€︎ @danielpankhurst
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2016
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I didn't like those pajama pants any way.
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2015
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Blood in, blood out. Viva la raza.
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πŸ‘€︎ @Mothergooch
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2014
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Note to self: never watch True Blood in the dark basement by yourself during a storm. The power will go out and you will scream.
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πŸ“…︎ May 22 2013
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Skyrim glitched and blood started randomly spurting out of a spot in mid air :/
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πŸ‘€︎ @pengwings
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2013
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blood in blood out
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πŸ‘€︎ @HussainObama
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2015
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When you bathe in the blood of your human sacrifice to summon a dark Lord of the Underworld, but can't get that Elton John song out of your head.
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πŸ‘€︎ @DeluxeHavok
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2016
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I don't live in Boston, but donating blood is one of the easiest ways to help out those in need
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πŸ‘€︎ @Erbeil
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2013
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I have to get a blood test tomorrow, not looking forward to finding out what I have in me. Diabetes is in the family history.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2013
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The blood vessels in our brain equal a total distance of 100,000 kilometers when stretched out ...
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2013
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I really want to ask a girl at work out, but the shy introvert in me stops me from approaching girls.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2013
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I know this might get lost in UserSub...but I'm still happy with the way my night turned out!
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πŸ‘€︎ @somethingcatchy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2015
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For all the young blood make a difference doers out there!
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πŸ‘€︎ @Coltx45
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2015
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I'm up way past my bedtime. I have blood work in the morning and I'm kinda freaking out...so naturally, that's all I'm thinking
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πŸ‘€︎ @Love2teach
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2015
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Found out my cousin has a blood clot in her heart in addition to being diabetic and just beating cancer.
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πŸ‘€︎ @LeJuanTaco
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2015
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What happens when the so-called predator expert keeps a blood soaked jacket and leaves food out in the tent.
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πŸ‘€︎ @SpartaWolf117
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2015
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"I came into this world kicking, screaming and covered in someone else's blood. I plan on going out in the same way."
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πŸ‘€︎ @PrudentAura
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2015
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Thankfully I had a kleenex out already so I avoided spraying the girl in front of me with blood. HIGH FIVE, SELF!
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πŸ‘€︎ @Oyarsa
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2015
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πŸ‘€︎ @Timmytwopups
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2014
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So I just found this out about my childhood friend. What a badass!
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πŸ‘€︎ @Vann1n
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2014
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Yeezus caused my friends and I to find out about "Strange Fruit" which he sampled in "Blood on the Leaves". What we found is crazy. Billie was a pioneer as well as being a great singer. Links in comments
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πŸ‘€︎ @stubaby
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2013
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This question hit pretty hard
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2015
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The trials of adulthood.
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πŸ‘€︎ @revilo314
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2014
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Fun fact: Chocolate Syrup was Substituted for Stage Blood in the Filming of Psycho's Famous Shower Scene.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2015
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Good olΒ΄Times
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πŸ‘€︎ @Jimmierustler1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2015
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Black stool, blood coming out of all orifices. I am in trouble.
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πŸ‘€︎ @HughFokker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2014
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Especially Monday.
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πŸ‘€︎ @Skrewd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2014
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In the slipstream of the momentum of blood rushing out of a decapitation
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πŸ‘€︎ @AyamXII
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2017
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The line to donate blood in Vegas this morning was out the door.
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πŸ‘€︎ @OctopussSevenTwo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2017
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*Coughs up blood* "I can't afford to get this checked out, but those lazy queerosexual millenials have been put in their place"
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πŸ‘€︎ @BarneyIsACarnivore
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2018
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I think I need to smash my head against the platform more often. People can be bananapeeling NICE.
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πŸ‘€︎ @ThePufferfishiest
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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