Arizona, where the lawns are uniformly............Astroturf.
TIL that a) My mum has an astroturf garden and b) There are now plants growing in it... DAFUQ
"you gotta try-try-try not to squeeze out a dookie on the astroturf"
When a reporter asked Tug McGraw if he preferred grass or Astroturf, he responded "I dunno, I've never smoked Astroturf."
Liverpool Youngster Samed Yesil Goes Missing For Two Hours At Training, Found Fast Asleep On The Astroturf…
