Repost, but I was about to buy some new headphones and had never seen this before so thought there are probably a load of you who haven't either
Secretly, I was having a shitty day, too.
You know who you are you little dick boogers.
βWhen I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, "Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.β
For those who think looking like a gentleman requires money
Who are you and how did you get in here?
I did an AMA last month about accidentally starting a candle company while high. Over 140 of you bought something, and these are all the candles I had to make as a result. I just want to thank all of you who participated. (Link to AMA in comments)
"It's gonna be so cringy" well, you aren't there, so...
Just like stoners. If you do, no one really cares. But if you start wearing weed socks and make it who you are, tone it down.
It doesn't count if it applies to you...right?
Dont forget who you are and do your job
Just finished the Walt Disney 20th Anniversary 1/2 Marathon and saw this guy towards the end. Who are you mystery runner?
For that 'Friend' who always texts and drives while you are in their car.
For those of you who are reading this, and are therefore brave enough to browse user submitted...
I don't know who you are, but I will find you and I will Wife you.
For the majority of my fellow millennials who think the Atomic bombings were not justified
To all men and women who have, are, and will serve their country....Thank you.
Now, I know who you are. And...I know what you do. But please, we've got good people here. Mostly.
Getting drunk and aggressively flirting with someone who isn't as into you as you think they are
You are a wonderful person. I simply wanted to express that you whomever this reaches across cyberspace are a wonderful individual who deserves to be appreciated by somebody and I want you to know that I do, even without knowing you. Love yourself for it
As a guy who grew up poor, with parents who cant afford to do it themselves.
When you are looking at Tori Black gifs and start seeing images of people who have been shot in the face
When you get set up on a blind date and you are both shocked at who your friends picked
I don't know who you are hooman, and I don't know what you're doing, but I think I like it
The feeling when you are on a long commute and the person who drove beside you the whole time turns off the road
My parents got invited to this thing with Royalty, and they were a little out of place. A reporter asked my dad, "Who are you wearing?" My dad replied, "Men's Warehouse"
"Who are you and what are you doing in my house ....MOM!!"
They asked that their child be in a different classroom next year. I have been told that when they were requesting this, they said something about not wanting a child to teach their children.
who are you and why do you look exactly like me
You are the only people who could appreciate this. And me. But still.
For those who "always upvote boobs" and love Ron Swanson... ARE YOU TURNED ON YET?
Too many of you are like hipsters and parents who try to police the world.
Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. Good Luck.
+ 1's for everyone who comments and upvotes my post because all of you are REALLY...
When you make a fine bit of OC and are the only one who appreciates it
And to all others who are gay, homosexual, whatever you want to call it.
