You Wouldn't Steal A Car
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📅︎ Mar 30 2015
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In 2012, a Google Street View car drove past my brother. He's been periodically checking ever since. They finally updated it
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📅︎ Aug 06 2015
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This is what happens when your 2,088 week old mother LOVES to push buttons in her new car.
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👤︎ @R1zabove
📅︎ Feb 05 2015
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Now I have house, American car, and new woman.
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👤︎ @imrsn
📅︎ Jan 24 2015
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They have no clue I'm in the car. Should I honk?
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📅︎ Apr 06 2015
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Car upgrades
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📅︎ Dec 03 2014
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I drive an 'old man car' so I decided to get an appropriate sticker.
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📅︎ Apr 21 2015
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German city of Karlsruhe just issued a parking ticket to Austrian artist Erwin Wurm for one of his bent car sculptures.
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📅︎ Jun 20 2015
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Car salesman.
👍︎ 12k
📅︎ Sep 21 2014
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So the Joker is jump starting a woman's car outside of the bar I am drinking at.
👍︎ 8k
📅︎ Jul 07 2015
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Farting in a car
👍︎ 8k
📅︎ Oct 04 2015
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I'm at chuckie cheese with the kids and my race car literally crashed.
👍︎ 7k
📅︎ Dec 13 2014
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My friend wants to sell his car on Craigslist. Being the generous friend I am, I agreed to create his listing for him...
👍︎ 9k
📅︎ Jun 04 2014
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Apparantly Apple wants to release a car, it's so obvious where they got this idea ...
👍︎ 8k
📅︎ Feb 10 2015
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Walking to the car
👍︎ 8k
📅︎ Apr 30 2013
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Boyfriend and I got the same valentines day car for each other. The inside couldn't be more different though.
👍︎ 8k
📅︎ Apr 01 2015
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You wouldn't download a car.
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👤︎ @seanyynaes
📅︎ Mar 17 2015
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And when I got my EVO they said it was an impractical car!
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👤︎ @ToABank
📅︎ Jun 08 2014
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Some guys in my town decided to check if the ice is strong enough to hold a car
👍︎ 7k
📅︎ Dec 15 2015
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He jumped in my car and wouldn't let me leave without him. I don't own a cat. Is this how you get a cat?
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📅︎ Aug 03 2015
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Dad Took My Car Keys
👍︎ 6k
📅︎ Dec 26 2014
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I was at McDonald's earlier, and I this guy pull up, turn his hazards on, lift the hood of his car and proceed to get a large pancake breakfast to go. Comes out, reverses the process and he is on his way. Parking fees? What parking fees?
👍︎ 8k
📅︎ Apr 23 2014
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ompleted restoration of my dream car
👍︎ 7k
📅︎ May 17 2015
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Car feature guide for assholes
👍︎ 8k
📅︎ May 28 2014
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My work gave me a hard time for calling off. 1. The buses aren't running. 2. There is a driving ban and 3. My car is in the garage
👍︎ 7k
📅︎ Nov 18 2014
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My girlfriend just sent me a picture of a car she found.
👍︎ 8k
📅︎ Feb 15 2014
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You guys are amateurs. I really drive an old man's car with a sticker
👍︎ 5k
📅︎ Apr 22 2015
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My friend's dog runs into the car every time they open the door. This is his face while refusing to leave the car.
👍︎ 6k
📅︎ Dec 12 2014
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Why a Prius is the perfect thug car
👍︎ 7k
📅︎ Feb 06 2015
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Car ride simulator 2014
👍︎ 7k
📅︎ Jun 03 2014
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Drove like that for about 2 miles so that car couldn't pass him
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📅︎ Apr 24 2013
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Cows chase an RC car
👍︎ 7k
📅︎ Feb 10 2015
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My friend recently opened a car shop. His dog is very proud.
👍︎ 7k
📅︎ Apr 10 2014
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I was listening to Mumford and Sons in the car with my mom. After about a half hour, she said, "Christ, this is a long song."
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👤︎ @dih92
📅︎ Jan 27 2014
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Found hundreds of these when we were cleaning out my grandfather's car after he passed. I always knew he had a good sense of humor.
👍︎ 5k
📅︎ Aug 15 2015
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The speed of this car is too damn high!
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📅︎ Feb 01 2013
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This is a steering wheel in a modern Formula One car
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👤︎ @Blodje
📅︎ Aug 17 2014
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My dogs face in the car wash
👍︎ 6k
📅︎ Aug 29 2015
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I found batman glasses and forgot I left them in my Grandpa's car. He sent me this picture.
👍︎ 5k
📅︎ May 12 2015
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When apple announced their car plans, I could only imagine this.
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👤︎ @farmthis
📅︎ Feb 26 2015
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Reading my hospital bills after getting hit by a car
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📅︎ Jun 19 2015
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When my girlfriend plays country music in the car, I always think of this.
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📅︎ Apr 06 2014
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Drove like that for about 2 miles so the other car couldn't pass
👍︎ 7k
📅︎ Aug 01 2014
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"Don't take an umbrella" she said, "You have one in the car" she said.
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📅︎ Dec 18 2015
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The car behind the fence at my school forms two pokeballs
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📅︎ May 09 2016
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Some d-bag nearly hit my car while I was asking Siri a favor... She documented my road rage.
👍︎ 6k
📅︎ Jun 11 2014
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Friend got hit by a car. Funny conversation with another friend of mine.
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👤︎ @AySwanny
📅︎ Jun 28 2014
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Was next to a car that was "painted" with duct tape!
👍︎ 6k
📅︎ Jan 04 2014
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A parking poem I saw on somebodys car today.
👍︎ 5k
📅︎ Jun 02 2015
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Luckiest car owner ever?
👍︎ 6k
📅︎ Jun 10 2015
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Left my car door open to get something inside.Found this waiting for me... I don't have a dog.
👍︎ 6k
📅︎ Jun 13 2014
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Just a reminder that this is the house and car that are across from the WBBC.
👍︎ 6k
📅︎ Sep 12 2014
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I am looking for a family car...
👍︎ 5k
📅︎ Nov 08 2014
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Ran to my car because my coworker said some slashed my tires....
👍︎ 6k
📅︎ Aug 27 2014
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I drive a miata. Left the car parked with the top down. Come out to find the car moved 20 feet away.
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📅︎ Aug 26 2014
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I come out to my car this morning and this guy...
👍︎ 5k
📅︎ Jan 11 2015
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After FINALLY fitting the couch in the car, we decided to take a victory picture.
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📅︎ May 15 2015
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bing, I want to know what kind of car you're driving
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👤︎ @Kristoff
📅︎ Aug 25 2014
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I'm so glad that car didn't hit me. My day can only get better.
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📅︎ Feb 24 2014
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So I bought my wife a car...
👍︎ 5k
📅︎ Jun 21 2015
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Lowered car problems.
👍︎ 5k
📅︎ Nov 11 2013
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I keep a box of office things in my car so if I get pulled over, I can tell the cop I am having a bad day
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👤︎ @rharlow
📅︎ Jul 07 2014
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When I see a sports car in traffic..
👍︎ 6k
📅︎ Oct 26 2013
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The only book a car guy needs
👍︎ 6k
📅︎ Jan 07 2014
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Something tiny teabagged my car.
👍︎ 6k
📅︎ Feb 04 2014
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I just watched a girl hit a parked car, causing significant damage, then drive across the parking lot and go in the store thinking she just got away with it. Nope. I left this note on her car.
👍︎ 5k
📅︎ Apr 14 2014
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If you are old enough to drive a car, you are getting condiments.
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📅︎ Nov 01 2014
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I love car rides
👍︎ 5k
📅︎ Mar 31 2015
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"Shit... should have left the weed in the car..."
👍︎ 5k
📅︎ Sep 05 2014
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The other morning my 3-year-old daughter said she wanted to be a "scientist" when she grew up. I could not have been more proud. The next day, she pointed out car window and said "Dad! Look! A scientist!"... It was one of these guys.
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📅︎ Apr 14 2015
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What it's like being the small person in a packed car
👍︎ 5k
📅︎ May 11 2014
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My experience while my friend was teaching me how to change the oil in my car
👍︎ 5k
📅︎ Aug 20 2013
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Two years ago I flipped off the Google earth camera car. Today I found myself.
👍︎ 5k
📅︎ Sep 25 2013
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This car cut me off. I was mad until I looked at their license plate.
👍︎ 5k
📅︎ Mar 06 2014
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Filled up for the first time in over 2 years. I think my car is being a little dramatic.
👍︎ 5k
📅︎ May 09 2014
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After some punk tried to steal my car, this was completely solidified for me
👍︎ 5k
📅︎ Nov 23 2014
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A friend of mine installed a very loud straight pipe exhaust on his car a few weeks ago. He woke up to this on his windshield.
👍︎ 5k
📅︎ Jul 20 2014
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Saw a bird had crapped on a Smart Car
👍︎ 5k
📅︎ Aug 10 2013
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Several empty chocolate milk cartons were found in the car. The driver fled the scene on foot and is presumed cranky
👍︎ 5k
📅︎ Jul 06 2014
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Yelled at kids for throwing snowballs at my car as i drove by. Went outside later to this.
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📅︎ Feb 27 2013
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When my 3yo daughter seen me editing pictures from a recent car show she asked me to photograph her car, she's my daughter, of course I'm going to.
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📅︎ Sep 06 2015
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What a wonderful day to be a car!
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📅︎ Apr 04 2014
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Getting my dog in the car after he's seen the neighbors cat hiding under their car across the street
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👤︎ @Gotham3
📅︎ Sep 27 2014
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Rarely seen in the wild. A car gives birth. (oc)
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📅︎ Apr 09 2014
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My new car
👍︎ 4k
📅︎ Nov 21 2015
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My brother's GEICO car has been vandalized...and he didn't know until I pointed it out to him. Who knows how long he's been driving around like this?
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📅︎ Mar 26 2016
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Colorado man trapped in car for 6 days, had to get his legs amputated. Said this in the hospital.
👍︎ 5k
📅︎ Dec 03 2013
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Dad sold my sister's car in less than an hour.
👍︎ 3k
📅︎ Feb 25 2015
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This car wash has a gun where you can shoot cars as the come by
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📅︎ Oct 30 2014
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Not so Smart Car
👍︎ 4k
📅︎ Jul 21 2014
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So this car just parked next to us
👍︎ 4k
📅︎ Aug 18 2013
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Wife got her car stuck in a snow bank so I got her a piece of cake to make her feel better.
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📅︎ Feb 03 2015
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You wouldn't download a car, wouldn't you?
👍︎ 4k
📅︎ Jun 21 2014
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Buy cheaper car from England, they said. Nobody will know the difference, the said.
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📅︎ Apr 02 2013
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Car guys know...This always happens!
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📅︎ Jan 21 2014
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Luckiest car owner ever?
👍︎ 5k
📅︎ Jun 30 2013
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Car wash
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👤︎ @FartQuotes
📅︎ Jul 16 2014
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This car ain't got SHIT on me.
👍︎ 5k
📅︎ Mar 15 2014
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So i found the car
👍︎ 4k
📅︎ Aug 11 2013
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My local police force decided to do a virtual ride along on Twitter. 4 Hours in and the officer locked himself out of his car.
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📅︎ Mar 17 2014
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What getting a new car looks like
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👤︎ @kmlkmljkl
📅︎ Apr 10 2016
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This car just passed me for no reason.
👍︎ 4k
📅︎ Feb 04 2015
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Its truly embarrassing how long it took me to realize why my car wasn't starting
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👤︎ @Psychicesp
📅︎ Mar 18 2013
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Ford Introduces a Car With Built-In Car Seats on the Hood
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📅︎ Nov 16 2014
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So my brother decided to join a car show...
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📅︎ Feb 08 2013
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I think my car is a jpeg.
👍︎ 3k
📅︎ Feb 02 2016
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My dad's solution when a control knob broke off in my car
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👤︎ @tndvdson
📅︎ Oct 12 2013
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This is how my dog sits in the car.
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📅︎ Feb 19 2015
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My response when my date said she thinks "reading is for stupid people" in the car last night.
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📅︎ Mar 26 2014
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When you get that car you've been dreaming about..
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👤︎ @bonsaigoat
📅︎ Apr 29 2014
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The spoiler on this car.
👍︎ 3k
📅︎ Jun 19 2015
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Found this masterpiece at a local used car dealer.
👍︎ 4k
📅︎ Sep 16 2013
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When you're sitting in the back seat of the car and the front window is open
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👤︎ @oPHILcial
📅︎ Jan 04 2014
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I was throwing out the trash this morning when I saw this on someone's car
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📅︎ Nov 11 2013
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Saw this monstrosity/legend in a hospital car park in the UK
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👤︎ @ktm89
📅︎ Jul 31 2014
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A bird pooped on our car and it ended up in the image of a bird pooping. How meta.
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📅︎ Jul 04 2013
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