When my brother was born in 1985, my mother purchased two identical teddy bears. The one on the left has been my brother's for 30 years, the one on the right has been kept in storage for my brother's first child who was born today.
MRW I search through my Favorites for 30 minutes and Imgur says I never favorited this image
I told my mom I was really sick today, an hour later she showed up at my house with this. I'm 30
5 + (- sqrt(1- x^2- (y- abs(x))^2))cos(30((1-x^2-(y-abs(x))^2))), x is from -1 to 1, y is from -1 to 1.5, z is from 1 to 5
MRW I realize the microwave popcorn stopped popping about 30 seconds ago.
I love living near Comcast, because I can take photos like these 30 minutes from my house.
MRW my roomate's ex makes a 30 minute speech demonstrating that a blowjob isn't cheating
MRW I realize 30 minutes into my journey that I left my groceries on the roof
1. look at this s**t for 30 seconds. 2. look at your keyboard. 3. congrats, you're high
A subway station in Moscow accepts 30 squats as a form of payment
Do you want 30+ minutes of Robin Williams' improv outtakes from Mrs. Doubtfire?
My class wouldn't quiet down, so the prof wrote this and left. It's been 30 minutes.
This is Maggie, the worlds oldest dog, and her owner. She passed away today at the age of 30.
MRW I discover that I'm only 30 points behind my sister, and she's at work all day
MRW my students start packing at 9:27 even though class ends at 9:30
I will never pay to see this woman fight, because there will always just be a 30 second clip of it the next day on youtube.
I did it!!! I pedaled my bicycle 11,750 miles to all 30 MLB ballparks to raise money and awareness for Big Brothers Big Sisters and youth mentoring. Made it to ballpark 30 home of the Milwaukee Brewers!
This Picture amazes me every time. A 30 ton beast able to launch itself out of the water like this.
71 year old woman finishes 100 mile endurance race 6 seconds before the 30 hour cutoff
Its 3:30 in the morning and me and 55000 other people are watching Bob Ross paint a fucking forest.
We got another rare lobster in at work. This time he's a 1 in 30 million calico lobster. (x-post from /r/interestingasfuck)
My husband and I can officially check "pull a balloon string out of a cat's asshole at 11:30 at night" off our bucket list. FINALLY
My dad was gonna go for a run. He laid down to stretch his back. Found him asleep 30 minutes later.
SPENT 30 MINS LOOKING THROUGH THE TRASH FOR THIS PACKET TO PROVE TO MY GIRL THE CORNER WASN'T FROM A CONDOM WRAPPER
TFW you've been outside shoveling snow in -20°F(-30°C) then come inside to wash your hands before lunch.
MRW my SO's best friend (a girl) proposed that they get married if they were both single by age 30. Right in front of me.
I finally have enough discretionary income to buy any videogame I want. But now I have kids and only 30 min a week to play games
My mother took a picture of me with Game of Thrones actor Jason Momoa (Khal Drogo) when I was 7. I didn't realize until just 30 minutes ago and it's been 11 years since the photo.
As an Imgurian over 30 this is how I feel when I read "advice" given by most Imgurians
Try to look at this picture for 30 sec and not cry
MRW clever posts in usersub don't break 30 upvotes, but some repost from 6 months ago with a 9gag watermark makes front page
Muslim shopkeeper who wished his 'beloved Christian nation' a Happy Easter is stabbed 30 times by fellow Muslim
Drove behind this guy for 30 minutes, he was the best driver on the road.
Bill Nye's lecture ended at 8:30. At the end, he promised to sign every copy of his book. He stayed there for over 5 hours and signed almost 1000 books and THANKED ME when it was my turn to have my book sign. I'm so unbelievably inspired. He is the embodi
after years of barely breaking 30 upvotes I have no idea what you people want. here's a hi-res photo of a volume knob.
My 83 yr old grandfather served in Korea and has suffered from cataracts/glaucoma. My dad got a bb gun for father's day. My grandfather took off his glasses, picked up the gun, and nailed three tiny cans about 30 yards away. Nonchalantly put the gun back
My professor showed up to our 7:30 a.m final in his pajamas to protest having finals that early.
My dad spent 30 years in the army - went to Ranger School, the Persian Gulf War, and the War in Afghanistan. As a newly-retired vet, he's been training for ultramarathons. This is him after completing a 50k in single-digit weather and heavy snow.
I love living in the UK because I can take pictures like these 30 minutes from my house
